I can't be bothered to even give this my Max Fury, to be honest.
It's a Film by The Asylum.
You probably guessed that.
Is it any good though?
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| This is possibly a Sequel to 'Road Wars,' but don't worry about it. |
Of course, that just means making him go like 10 feet away...and he just shoots one of them.
5 years later, the children of that guy are living with a Stepmom and, well, the most useless survivor.
5 years later, the children of that guy are living with a Stepmom and, well, the most useless survivor.
They bicker, since young people in a Film, and don't agree on what to do.
The bad guy is apparently still just kind of hanging around this small stretch of (I assume) California desert they live in.
The bad guy is apparently still just kind of hanging around this small stretch of (I assume) California desert they live in.
He now has face paint like Mr. Fuji managing Demolition and a small crew of men still looking for the rest of those who 'wronged' him.
The Stepmom and guy (Egon?) are pretty useless, with the latter getting wounded and just kind of laying around for 90% of the Film.
The Stepmom and guy (Egon?) are pretty useless, with the latter getting wounded and just kind of laying around for 90% of the Film.
The lady does kill a bad guy or two but then (softly) falls over after firing her gun.
Now it is up to the young ladies to get medicine and save the day!
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| I think she's supposed to be sick, but it just looks sad. |
Can they survive the (tiny stretch of California) wasteland?
Will Wells get his revenge?
Will Wells get his revenge?
Are there Road Wars in Road Wars: Max Fury? Yeah...no.
People drive cars slowly on desert roads until you get one car pushing another in the climax.
People drive cars slowly on desert roads until you get one car pushing another in the climax.
Wasteland action? Well...a little.
Generic guys in generic Wasteland Attire mostly go down in one shot and have no characteristics.
Generic guys in generic Wasteland Attire mostly go down in one shot and have no characteristics.
The Wasteland is just the California Desert, save for (literally) a 10 second CGI shot of a knocked over car.
So is there nothing good here?
Honestly, the Acting is alright, it's nice to have Female Leads (the redeeming thing about their Jumanji rip-off) and they do clearly have a little bit of a story here.
Wells tries his best to be menacing at, well, nearly 80 years old.
Wells tries his best to be menacing at, well, nearly 80 years old.
This isn't a terrible Film, but it is also NOTHING like what it promises to be.







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