Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Lost in Translation?: Horror Shark/Blood Shark/Blood Bite

 After a disappointing Film, let me relive the sweet Poster.

True story- it's been my Phone's Wallpaper for at least a Month.

This is...

So, for starters, the Shark is never that big.  It's not The Meg.

Second- how does that lady not see that thing?
Third- is it a Zombie Shark?

As a reminder, this is the official U.S. Poster with the new Title and Tagline...
It's a weird comparison, no?  It's like a Before and After.
She finally saw the 60 foot Shark and started to swim away.

That Photoshop on her is terrible BTW.
Look at how well she is lit, for starters.

For people like me who seem to have OCD, it sure is fun to pick out all of the random, pointless changes to boot.

Still more interesting than actually watching Blood Bite.

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