Poor Bastards of Cinema: Addams Family Reunion

 The Addams Family have always been kooky and ooky, but did they always kill?

In Reunion (the TV Movie Pilot for the forgotten '90s Sitcom), we see their Mailman and he's very cautious.

Why?

Well, their Mailbox is *literally* a Monster and attacks him with his CGI tongue!

He's saved at the last minute when he arrives in front of the famous House with their Mail (which sets up the Plot).

However, when Gomez leaves, all bets are off and some killer vines come for the poor guy.

Family Comedy!

So yeah, he's dead and he's evidently not the first one.

Oh well- the Plot moves on without him!

Damn!

The lesson: be anything but a Mailman, a Cop or a Prostitute.  I mean, if you want to live, that is.

Next time, the first of the random victims in Houseboat Horror.  Crikey- she did nothing!