Lied in Translation: Severed Ties (1992)

A great Poster is one thing.  Honesty is another.

What happens when a Film has one without the other?

Let's see...

So yeah, this is not The Thing- just to be clear.

The actual Title- listed above- is Severed Ties- a Film so obscure that *I* haven't seen it.

Germany loves to sell Films with lies- see Halloween- Left For Dead- and this is no exception.

Their Title- The Thing: Genes Out of Control.

Bull and Scheisse.

Here's the original...

They clearly were trying to replicate some sort of 3-D affect without actually doing 3-D.  Comparing the two, I helped them out a bit.

You're welcome- just pay me next time!