A Full Moon has risen yet again.
The Film Company that still thinks that it is 1988 has struck again with another Killer Doll Spin-off Film.
This is...
Deep breath. Power through it.We are first introduced to a terrible Kids Show featuring Hambone.
He's a drunk idiot and he gets fired. Joy.
He's a drunk idiot and he gets fired. Joy.
He shows off his plan to rebound to his old friend- our Hero.
I won't show most of them, since even the Film calls them 'racist' as part of the Plot.
Thanks to a series of terrible (or terribly written) events, the young black man is killed by a Racist Cop.
Thanks to a series of terrible (or terribly written) events, the young black man is killed by a Racist Cop.
As he dies, his soul ends up in the larger version of Hambone's terrible doll, which was given to him as a terrible gift.
He reunites with his Girlfriend and they begin a plan to get revenge.
He reunites with his Girlfriend and they begin a plan to get revenge.
They have to take out a trio of Racist Drug Dealers, the Racist Cop who killed him, Karen Black (aw...really?!?) and a Racist Judge played by Stacy Keach (aw, really?!?).
It can do such big feats as stab someone lightly and...that's basically it.
Joy.
The Film is full of Racists- including the one Scene and killed Building Manager- and they die at the tiny spear of Ooga Booga.
The Film is full of Racists- including the one Scene and killed Building Manager- and they die at the tiny spear of Ooga Booga.
Too bad it took them 80 minutes to do this.
The Film is, I think, supposed to be a Comedy. I mean...look at the Plot.
A Racist Doll is inhabited by a guy's soul after a malfunctioning slushy machine sparks nears them.
This is all treated seriously.
This is all treated seriously.
As noted, every White Guy (save one) is a Racist and gets punished.
The lone exception is the other Cop, who is revealed to have a Black Wife and Biracial Children.
The lone exception is the other Cop, who is revealed to have a Black Wife and Biracial Children.
There's one extreme or the other.








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