The Asylum strikes again! This time, let me check out their response to Jurassic World....Fallen Kingdom.
I was expecting Triassic World - Fall of the Kingdom, but alright.
A dinosaur is on the loose in a Scientific Facility.It appears to be a mix of a Raptor and a T-Rex.
Is this a Plot Point?
Is this a Plot Point?
No.
Our Heroes have been cloning dinosaurs and then giving them human DNA to make them into Organ Farms.
Our Heroes have been cloning dinosaurs and then giving them human DNA to make them into Organ Farms.
A rich guy wants to invest, but he shows up the day that everything goes wrong!
The Dinosaur attacks the potential Donor, but doesn't kill him.
The Dinosaur attacks the potential Donor, but doesn't kill him.
As time goes on, him (and another guy who was also wounded) start to act strange.
Meanwhile, the others try to contain the creature, while coyly ripping off Jurassic Park.
The Director is clearly up to no good and knows more than they let on.
The Director is clearly up to no good and knows more than they let on.
She *might* be inspired by a certain Jurassic World Character, though I can't Bryce it...I mean, place it.
*******
Can they figure out the cause of the strange behavior (that might be a bit inspired by The Last of Us)?
Can they stay alive with the Dinosaur on the loose?
Or will the release of more of the same CGI Models...I mean, Dinosaurs spell their end?Does that make it bad?
Positives first.
I like that they seemed to have a practical Dinosaur body for some shots. Good.
The Acting is pretty good.
The one CGI Model looks fine.
The Film really leans into being bloody, so just be aware.
The Tone is very morose. It is a Film where joy goes to die (at the bloody teeth of dinosaurs).
The Tone is very morose. It is a Film where joy goes to die (at the bloody teeth of dinosaurs).
I'm all for making fun Dinosaur Films, whether you spent $1 million or $150 million.
I just wish that this was fun.
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