Let's wrap our yearly look at Krampus Films up with one that I probably should have done first.
When you look up Krampus Films, this one usually comes up first.
Is it the bad CGI? The 2015 release date?
Yes.
In the Cold Open, a young girl talks to her Grandma about how unhappy she is.She's told the story of Krampus (we're told).
Some vague amount of time later, a girl is annoyed with her Foster Parents and pulls out a strange doll.
A terrible CGI Model...I mean, Krampus shows up and kills both of them.
A terrible CGI Model...I mean, Krampus shows up and kills both of them.
We are told that they were burned up as well.
This Cop- who looks like Claudio Castagnoli if you squint- is on the case.
This Cop- who looks like Claudio Castagnoli if you squint- is on the case.
It only gets harder when a Nurse that the girl doesn't like is killed by Krampus too.
She's got her own stuff going on too, from her adopted Son to her strange scar and her lack of childhood memories.
I'm sure that won't pan out.
Krampus is continuing to punish those that are bad, seemingly at the girl's beck and call.
Krampus is continuing to punish those that are bad, seemingly at the girl's beck and call.
Will it make any sense?
To find out, ho-ho-hop on over to Tubi to stream it now.
One of the OG Krampus Films- even if still only exists due to the Hollywood Film.
One of the OG Krampus Films- even if still only exists due to the Hollywood Film.
This one is weird. Let me do the positives...
Krampus is a Monster.
The Plot is more complex than it seems.
The Plot is more complex than it seems.
Oh and there's lots of random Nudity that comes out of nowhere, if that does it for you.
The negatives- that Krampus Model is so blatantly CGI. Couldn't you make a mask or something for close-ups?
Credit for not making him look like Ares like in that last Film, but...this CGI Model is a good start and nothing more.
Hell, even if you can't afford better, show it sparingly!
Credit for not making him look like Ares like in that last Film, but...this CGI Model is a good start and nothing more.
Hell, even if you can't afford better, show it sparingly!
The Plot is so bizarre that it kind of warps around from making no sense to being clever. It's still not good, but they also didn't take the easy way out.
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