Here are some weird, gross and just otherwise random Christmas Films.
These all are from the BK time aka Before Krampus.
I've been doing them since 2009, so let's see what I can dig up...
1) Santa Claws- Low Budget and horny. Off to a good start!
MONDO BIZARRO: Yuletide Crap: Santa Claws
2) Tales from the Crypt (1972)- The classiest one here, especially since only the first part is festive.
MONDO BIZARRO: Holiday Death: Tales from the Crypt (1972)
3) The Night Train Murders- A festive trip ends in murder. Ride them rails!
MONDO BIZARRO: Holiday Death: The Night Train Murders
4) Xmas Tale- A made for TV Film from Spain. It was by the Director of O Rec (Record).
MONDO BIZARRO: Holiday Death: Xmas Tale
5) Kazuo Umezz's The Present- Japan brings a killer Santa for once. If only it were better.
MONDO BIZARRO: Merry Deathmas: Kazuo Umezz's The Present
6) Saint Nick: The Dutch seem festive...and they turned Santa into a murderous Pirate. The real stuff, however, is worse.
MONDO BIZARRO: Merry Deathmas: Saint Nick
7) The Children- Do you like kids? You won't anymore after this British Film!
MONDO BIZARRO: Merry Deathmas: The Children (2008)
8) Breakaway- Lost in the argument about whether Die Hard is a Christmas Film is the idea of this one. It is a blatant Die Hard, But... Film and it is very festive.
MONDO BIZARRO: TV Deathmas: Breakaway
9) Elves (1989)- Is the Title a lie? Yes. Is it still only on VHS? Yes.
MONDO BIZARRO: Holiday Death: Elves!
10) Psycho Santa and Satan Claus- Two Films on one Disc! Too bad one is bad and one can't afford to be lit!
MONDO BIZARRO: Yuletide Crap: Psycho Santa & Satan Claus
11) The Christmas Season Massacre- Actually, there was a third Film. It was somehow worse.
MONDO BIZARRO: Merry Deathmas: The Christmas Season Massacre
12) Wind Chill- Long before A Quiet Place, Emily Blunt wasn't in as many good Films. Case in point, this one about evil Snow Ghosts...or something.
MONDO BIZARRO: Holiday Death: Wind Chill
13) Santa's Little Helper- WWE's The Miz and Paige (now Saraya) want to take over for Santa. Is there a third option?!?
MONDO BIZARRO: Holiday Grapple Crap: Santa's Little Helper (2015)
Feeling festive yet?
Great.
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