Showing posts with label lost in translation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lost in translation. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Lost in Translation: Slithis (1978)

 A Film like (Spawn of the) Slithis is bound to have some good Covers.

It seems like Germany (based on the wording) stepped up to the plate here.

This isn't Slithis.  It's...

Run, Pamela Anderson- there's a giant puppet behind you!

That or it is this fella.


Either way, this Title makes it sound like a '50s B-Movie, no?

Monday, March 25, 2024

Lost in Translation?: Reservoir Dogs

 A Poster and alternate Title that makes me wonder something for the first time...

What does the Title even mean?

As someone who just knew the Film as 'that cool heist Film with the Ear Scene,' it never occured to me that I should wonder what the Title even meant.

Well, in Italy, the Film has a different Title...

According to Google (so it must be right!), it means 'The Hyenas' or 'Hyenas.'

I guess if a 'Reservoir Dog' is one you can't trust at all- which I think is the idea- then I guess this Title gets the same point across.

Plus, it avoids an American Idiom...assuming that it even is one.

Here's another one (since I couldn't decide which to use)...
Okay, so truth time...

I'm not the only one to never bother wondering what the Title meant, right?  Right?!?

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Lost in Translation: Class of 1999 II- The Substitute

 A Poster with a different Title and a silly visual.

It is worth a second look...

What happens when the French get to promote a Film about a(n allegedly) robot Teacher?

Random shot of the Star.
Random Film you should know him from.
Bonus points for using the original, planned Title.

Robot Silhouette to boot.

Question- why does it say the Daleks' catchphrase...and why does it say it from its eyeball?

As someone who was part of the (many) Class(es) of 2001, this is a gem.

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Lost in Translation: The Last Starfighter (1984)

 I cut the hell out of my hand, so slow on updates for a bit.  Typing is hard.  
Ow.

For now, here's these Foreign Posters for the next Review...

Nice.

Got another one, me?

Cool.

The Film should be fun.

Find out soon...

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Lost in Translation: The Golden Child

 It was fun to revisit the Eddie Murphy Film after so many years since my last viewing.

So, naturally, I just *had* to look for some Foreign Poster goodness.

Dark Horse pick for best source Poland comes up to bat with this lovely thing...

...I mean, credit where credit is due- someone really spent allot of time on this one.

They really thought through what *they* thought the key takeaways were.


That said, they turned Charles Dance into Anton LeVey like he was in a Jodorowsky movie.

Some good work here- just for a completely different movie!

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Lost in Translation: Asylum (1972)

 Asylum was a fun, strange little Film.

While looking up Pictures to use, I found some alternate covers for it.

First up, Japan...


Kind of specific SPOILERS on this one, right?

Mind you, there are worse ones out there too.


Let's see what Spain did with it...

A Horror Film Poster that feels like Robert Crumb worked on it.  That or some other Artist who makes no sense.

Either way, it sure is odd, no?

Of course, I have more of these, but I'll share them later.

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Lost in Translation?: Horror Shark/Blood Shark/Blood Bite

 After a disappointing Film, let me relive the sweet Poster.

True story- it's been my Phone's Wallpaper for at least a Month.

This is...

So, for starters, the Shark is never that big.  It's not The Meg.

Second- how does that lady not see that thing?
Third- is it a Zombie Shark?

As a reminder, this is the official U.S. Poster with the new Title and Tagline...
It's a weird comparison, no?  It's like a Before and After.
She finally saw the 60 foot Shark and started to swim away.

That Photoshop on her is terrible BTW.
Look at how well she is lit, for starters.

For people like me who seem to have OCD, it sure is fun to pick out all of the random, pointless changes to boot.

Still more interesting than actually watching Blood Bite.

Monday, August 22, 2022

Lost in Translation?: Boltneck (aka Teenage Monster)

 Gutentag!

Germany is good for many things and one of them is Film Posters/Box Art.

What did they do with this possibly-copyright-infringing Film?
Let's find out...

So...you just flipped the image?  Weird.

According to Google, their Title is now 'Frankenstein Lives.'
I mean...yeah, he's the Scientist, so that's kind of how the whole process begins.

As I've heard in the past, the Frankenstein Story was always big there- obvious German roots in the Story and all- so this re-titling is no surprise.

I also like how they put 'Deadpool' under Reynolds' name, but did nothing for Shelly Duvall or Judge Reinhold.

They know where the money is...and it's not with Troop Beverly Hills fans.

Friday, July 29, 2022

Lost in Translation?: The Sand (2014)

 After seeing the Film and comparing its main Poster, let's go abroad.

Here's the German Poster for the Film, since it apparently warranted one...

…so, um, SPOILER ALERT, Poster.

Yep, they give away the Third Act for no clear reason here.

According to Google, the Tagline says 'This Beach likes to eat you.'
I mean...that's almost true.

Bonus point for a cooler, alternate Title.

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Now here's a wrinkle- this isn't a wholly-unique Poster.

There's an alternate version here...
1. Why does the German Version credit the Actors above the Title and not the US one?
2. Why change the Tagline?  I mean, it does sound like Death Bed: The Bed That Eats.
3. Why do you BOTH SPOIL the Third Act?!?

Oh well- at least I'm done talking about the 'Killer Sand Movie.'  Right?  …Right?!?

Monday, July 18, 2022

Lost in Translation: Yeti- The Giant of the 20th Century (1977)

 A confusing trip across the World.

Yeti- The Giant of the 20th Century was a King Kong-wannabe that was released alongside the Dino De Laurentiis Remake.

Naturally, this knock-off came from Italy.


So what happens when a DIFFERENT Foreign Country makes their own Poster for a knock-off of a Remake of a Classic Film?

You get...this.

It sure is...something.

The Yeti sure is big...I think.
That or she's tiny.
With nothing to show scale, how do I know?!?

What makes this one extra special is that this is just basically a re-drawing of the Italian Poster (well, one of them).
It sure reminds you of the one time that lady 'fixed' the old painting by trying to redraw it.

This isn't Fine Art, but it sure is...something.

I didn't bother trying to fix this, since...I mean, what do I do?!?

Monday, February 28, 2022

Lost in Translation: Revenge of the Creature (1955)

 In the last one of these, I showed a crazy Poster for this Gill-Man Sequel.

His giant hand/foot (it's hard to tell really) is coming down on a City.

So, he's obviously not a giant in the Film, so that's wrong.

…however, what if this was metaphorical?  Maybe it's representative of how it impacted the City?


Here's an Italian Poster for it which does the same thing, but no possible subtext is available...

Cool Poster.

Still not a giant.

Here's the original...

Brighter colors and sharper contrast should make the 'giant' creature stand out more.  It gives it- and the Boat- a sort of 3-D effect, which is appropriate.

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Impossibly-Cool and Lost in Translation Cover Art: Revenge of the Creature (1955)

 Since I've still got Gill-Man on my mind, I might as well share my latest improvements.

For the 1955 Film, someone in Germany decided that bigger was better.

As such, we got this Poster for Revenge...

He's huge!
He's enormous!

He's...not a Giant Monster in this Film (or any of them).

Wait a second- Godzilla first came out in 1954 (in Japan).

Is this...because of that?

What other reason could there be?

Here's the original...

Adding the other colors made it less monochromatic and that hand looks even more menacing when sharpened.  Yikes!

Friday, February 11, 2022

Lost in Translation?: Candyman (1992)

 Instead of watching the Remake/Sequel/Whatever-it-is, why not do the next best thing?

When all else fails, Japan delivers great Posters.

Let me see one...

Freaky.

The layers here are great, with the bee outside the eye and the image inside of the eye.
Even the little touches- like the eyelashes and refraction on the eye- are great.

It's not wacky collage Poster like we often get, but it still looks great.

Here's the original...

I'm hoping that the fade to white I did on the bottom added something.  Otherwise, it's just brighter and sharper.

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Lost in Translation: Return of the Living Dead- Part II

 I love Japan for many reasons.

For one thing, they used to make these crazy Posters full of bright colors and random images.

So what happens when the Film is also crazy?

You get this Poster for the Sequel to Return of the Living Dead...

Yowza.

Just look at this.

It's every color you can think, lots of shapes and it's very, very busy.
Fun, but busy.

Here's the original...

Brighter is better with stuff like this, no?  

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Lost in Translation: The Night Eats the World (2018)

 When we last 'met,' I talked about a 2018 Zombie Film made in France.

It *might* have ripped off a different Film that was just *set* in France.

So, I'm sure you're wondering the obvious...


What does the French Poster look like?

Red background- check.
Falling man- check.
Eiffel Tower- no check?!?

Yep, there's a French Poster for a French Film...and they apparently removed the Eiffel Tower!

Is there a Story here that I don't know?
The Film is set in Paris.

What.
The.
Hell?!?

As a bonus, I found a German Poster (which didn't bother to translate the Title) that's different still...

No red background.
No falling man.
No Eiffel Tower.

Was ist die Geschichte hier?

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Lost In Translation?: Magic (1978)

 A Man.
A Dummy.
Ann-Margaret.

That is Magic, a 1978 Film Starring Anthony Hopkins.

How was it marketed in Japan?
Let's find out...

Not the most trippy Poster from Japan, to be fair.

That said, I like the weird view of Hopkins' face that makes up, well, the body of this.
I like how his Puppet is peaking out the bottom.

I don't entirely get the wet/rain-covered glass thing.
That's not a big part of the Movie.

Here's the original...

As always, an upgrade in contrast and brightness to (hopefully) improve this forgotten piece of art.

Friday, June 4, 2021

Lost in Translation?: Saturn 3

 Am I done talking about this Movie?
Yes.

I just have more Posters though, so...

This Japanese Poster is Star Wars as hell!

The font!  The ship!

Yeah, that's not what the Film is about- at all.

Here's the original Poster...

This one was quite washed out and he gave it that Photoshop shine once again.

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Lost in Translation: Saturn 3

 In Space, nobody can hear you go 'Huh...that's the Poster?!?'

Saturn 3 is a fun, much-maligned Film.

In Hungary, they got this Poster for the Film which, to note, featured mega-star Farrah Fawcett...

I mean...it does have a Robot.
It is important to the Plot.

Does it ever exit a Door to some sort of Jack Kirby-esque World in Space?

No.

It's...just a weird thing to focus on.

Here's the original...

The fact that a Poster this old and obscure (Japanese Posters, for instance, are way more prevalent) is cool enough.  The faded quality shouldn't be a surprise.

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Lost in Translation?: Dead & Buried (1981)

 As I'm already in the mood to talk about the Film some more, I might as well cover this.

Dead & Buried got a couple of Japanese Posters and this sure is one of them...

I love these kinds of Posters, in case you didn't know.

The random, collage nature of it all has a real 'Pop Art' vibe to it.

Mind you, nothing tops that Andy Warhol-inspired Army of Darkness Poster, but this is still great.

I'd also note a mild SPOILER on there, but it has no context...so I'm cool.

This is the original...

Same basic piece, but definitely not as bright or dark where it needs to be.  I try to help out when I can.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

*Gained* in Translation: Scream (1996)

 As a Tribute to the now-late Artist Enzo Sciotti, I thought I'd highlight one of his Posters.

It was new to me and it *might* be new to you.

This is his Poster for Wes Craven's Scream...

Damn.

What else can I say?

Just damn.

RIP Good sir.