Tuesday, March 10, 2009

List Breakdown: Dumbest Movie Victims #1

You know, sometimes people have it coming. This is especially true in movies, where people's intellect automatically drops about 100 points. Here we will cover some of the worst of the worst. We start off strong with Troma's classic:

The Toxic Avenger

Anyone who engages in a fist-fight with a mutant is just off to a bad start. Interrupting a restaurant robbery, our eponymous hero fights the baddies. He engages in fisticuffs with one of the men and attempts a judo flip. Instead, he accidentally rips the guy's arm off! There is a pause and the robber has not noticed the injury. It is only when he looks down and sees his limb in the mutant's hand that he figures it out and screams in pain. What follows is the best punch ever!

See it for yourself...

The deaths only get dumber and the victims even more so. Stay tuned...

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