Thursday, May 17, 2018

My Crazy Youth: Swamp Thing- The Cartoon Series

If DC wants to make new Swamp Thing, I might as well cover this.

After the Comic been affected by the release of the Batman Film (cutting Alan Moore's run down to avoid any 'bad publicity'), they decided to then...market the hell out of Swamp Thing.  Comics!

From 1990 to 1993, he had a Live-Action Show (which I'll talk more about later).  In 1991, he also had this short-lived Cartoon Show...
In this 5-Episode Show, Swamp Thing is just already a thing (his origin told in flashback) and Arcane wants to study him to become immortal.
As you can see, things don't go too well for Mr. Arcane.  Who's he got with him?
At first, he has these guys and their gimmick weapons- like plant killer spray and a boat.

Just to be clear- these two guys are *supposed to be* human?!?  Sure they are!
He makes them into his Un-Men (aka new toys to buy).  They fail spectacularly in only the first Episode, but I'm sure they will totally redeem themselves.
Of course, we all know what this is really about...
Nostalgia is a beautiful thing.  Right off the bat, the Show has a Theme Song that you will just love or hate.  It is the DK Rap of Cartoon Intro-Songs.  You really have to hear it for yourself.  Once you get past that, you get a pretty silly and shallow experience.  Swamp Thing exists for one of two reasons.  First- to be part of a Creature Feature.  Both of his Live-Action Films- flawed as they may be- excel in that regard.  The first is definitely a darker version, but they touch upon many of the same things.  The second reason- to tell an Eco-Friendly Tale.  It's one thing to thing of, say, Swamp Marshes in a State you don't live in dying out, but it's another for Swamp Thing to die out!  His name is Alec- he's special, dammit!  The Show doesn't really do well in either regard.  Arcane does make his mutants, but they aren't that inspired.  The poor guy who is now like 80% Centipede- the original Human Centipede!- is neat, but otherwise 'meh.'  The bigger thing about the Show is just how blatant the whole thing is about toys.  In the first Episode alone (out of 5, mind you), we get three shades of Swamp Thing, two forms for each Henchman (regular and Mutant), Arcane in 2 forms, two sidekicks and at least 3 Vehicles!  Tone it down, guys!  The Show is theoretically kind of rare (in non-digital form), so that does add to the appeal of it in 2018.  Just, whatever you do, don't make a Shot that will look really goofy in a Screen Cap for some jerk on the Internet to post ironically.  Oops...
Another strange and quirky Show from my childhood.  Was it just a toy commercial?  Kind of, yeah.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Impossibly-Cool Cover Art: Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave

A classic example of a 'so fake that it is awesome' kind of Poster.

This is not remotely what the Film is like...but I love it.

If it is possible to want the Poster to a Film and not the actual Film, this would be the one...
You gotta love the sheer chutzpah on display here!

Bruce Lee does not burst out of a grave and punch a weird-headed bat monster.  I wish he did, since the Film kind of really sucks.

The original is...still ridiculous.
Seriously, it took balls to lie this big.  Damn!

Monday, May 14, 2018

Holiday Flix: My Mom's a Werewolf

I was far too busy working on actual Presents for my Mother this Weekend, so this is just a late bonus.  Today's Film is My Mom's a Werewolf, a 1987 Comedy that I got last year.  I got a Set of 'Horror Comedies' that somehow included a Ritz Brothers Film, a Roger Corman Film (you know the one), 3 Films with Bela Lugosi and...Manos.  Yes, Manos: The Hands of Fate.  Someone apparently mixed up 'MST3K making the Film bearable by mocking it' and 'This Film is a Comedy.'  I got this last year- right after Mother's Day- and sat on the set until this Year.  I either do this one a day late, do it on Halloween (which it is set around) or do it next year.  Time to rip off the Band-Aid!  The Plot involves a neglected Housewife who runs afoul of a dark and mysterious stranger in town.  He turns here into a Werewolf- obviously- and theoretical-hilarity ensues.  If you ever wondered what Fright Night would be like with a Werewolf (and didn't see this Film) or what Teen Wolf would be like with someone facing down Menopause, you're in luck.  You also need to set new standards.  To find out if this is a forgotten gem or a forgettable pebble, read on...
Our Heroine is trying to keep our Household in balance and get some attention from her Husband.
Her Daughter, meanwhile, is hanging out with some girl who is *way* into Horror.  I think I know people like that.

She gets a warning from a Psychic, but ignores it.
Out during errands, the Wife runs across a mysterious man- John Saxon- who woos her with his hypnotic eyes.

Werewolves have 'Glamour' in this.  Why not?
He romances her while the Daughter watches, leading up to her being bitten on the toe.
Cue transformation...at the end of the Movie.  Enjoy some fangs and fur for now.
This all takes place around Halloween and she is desperate for a cure.  If going to a Dentist and a Stylist doesn't help, nothing will.  Time to hide.
It all comes to a head the next night as the transformation gets more severe and Saxon returns to take her.
The Daughter and her friend try to be heroes and stop the creature, managing to stab it with some silver.
In the aftermath, the Parents reconcile and the Daughter is happy.  However, she's then told that she will transform, since she killed the Werewolf.

Another new Werewolf Rule and a Sequel Bait Fake-Out- nice!  The End.
A fun, but shallow Film.  My Mom's a Werewolf is a pretty dumb and silly Comedy.  It uses the Horror Elements pretty much solely for sight gags.  You got fangs- you go to a Dentist.  You covered in fur- go to a Stylist.  All of the shtick is pretty familiar and not that interesting.  The Acting is pretty broad and the whole thing is just plain silly.  On the plus side, John Saxon is great.  He gets one pretty funny bit where he deadpans as the two Teenagers pull out an array of Vampire stuff like garlic (which he eats), a cross and holy water (which he uses like After Shave).  He's the highlight...so of course he's barely in the damn thing.  It's a pretty forgettable Film and bear in mind that I literally just watched it today.  On the plus side, it inadvertently connects this random Film Set, since it features the Poster for Deathrow Gameshow (for like 1/10th of a second).
Next time, a return to the '70s and '80s.  The trashier the better!  Stay tuned...

Animondo: Fantastic Detective Labyrinth

Too much Fantastic, not enough Detective.

...I guess...uh...about the right amount of Labyrinth?

Welcome back to Animondo.



Fantastic Detective Labyrinth is a weird little show. Set in a version of Tokyo mostly destroyed by a massive earthquake, and since renamed Kyuto, it focuses on the adventures of a genius boy named Mayuki, alongside his butler and maid, his schoolmates, and his contacts on the police force, as he helps the police solve unsolvable crimes.

That sounds like the setup for a quirky sort of detective show, right? A show about a genius kid who goes around solving crimes, just with a kind of weird setting? That’s what it sounds like this should be. And it is. It is. But it also isn’t.

Because the show spends an inordinate amount of its time not on any sort of detective work, but on a whole load of “what the hell is going on here” in the form of strange supernatural battles between Mayuki’s butler Seiran (with associated fighters) and the servant of the person responsible for setting up a lot of the strange crimes Mayuki is solving. Almost every episode features at least one bizarre little half-martial arts, half-supernatural powers fight scene that just feels strange in context of everything else going on and the tone of the rest of the show. One moment we’re in the middle of a kind of weird detective show, with the gathering of clues, the confronting of the suspect, and the appeal to the suspect’s better nature, the next moment, boom, we’re in a something you’d more expect to see in a battle anime.

Sorry, busy. Got a review to write.

What makes the sequences stand out so much, I think, is how little they actually relate to the story of each case. Mayuki usually has everything all wrapped up, and the story of the case is complete. Then, he’ll get knocked out or something when the suspect goes nuts, and the butler and his transforming fighters will come into play. Sometimes they’ll fight the episode’s villain, but other times they’ll engage in a fight with the series’ villain’s servant. In neither case does it really work. It just feels disconnected - the story feels done, and then, whoops, there’s a little bit more and the only way it relates to what’s going on is that either the suspect suddenly went nuts because hypnosis, that’s why, or because we’re watching a fight with someone that is secretly behind everything but who has been barely involved in the episode so far.

There are cases, to be fair, where things tie together more properly. In particular, there’s a mid-series case that actually focuses on these villains as opposed to just saying they were behind the crime someone else committed, and thus justifies the big fight (and also actually involves Mayuki in the confrontation...kind of...rather than having him just be knocked out without even getting to see the real bad guy - kind of difficult to build drama around your hero and your villain when the hero keeps, y’know, not getting to actually recognize the villain’s even there despite being portrayed as an awesome detective).

So that's where Light got all his ideas.


Also, to be fair, the action isn’t bad. It’s not going to blow you away like some of the better action anime out there, but there’s some decent fight scenes across the series. Their biggest flaw, aside from how little they seem to relate to the rest of the show in the early going, is that they’re fairly repetitive - the show doesn’t really have enough ideas to use with them, and saves all its better ones for the end (which, to be fair, you probably should - your ending episodes should be your best - but it just features so much of this stuff across the board that it probably should’ve used some of the better stuff up front, or just done less of these to begin with).

It’s also fairly notable that in the large majority of action scenes across the show, the heroes do not look spectacularly capable. Most of the time, in fact, they go in with a two-on-one advantage and, at best, really struggle to succeed. I think this is another artifact of how the show sets up its action scenes - because they’re generally focused on the heroes versus the main or secondary villain of the show, rather than minor henchmen or the like, the heroes don’t really get a lot of “hero moments” (some, but not many) where they can show off how good they are. It still feels fine that they develop and improve later on, and they end up in a better place than they started, ability-wise, but early on it feels like they’re honestly too weak.

The cases vary in quality, and none are up to par with, say, Detective Conan or a Kindaichi series, but they can be fun. They tend to be low on actual detail, though - this is a show about the adventure of being a detective, not a show about the actual cases and evidence as such. It’s about encounters with criminals and the great detective vs. criminal mastermind concept, and not about putting together a solid proof. Similar to Trickster, this uses the detective concept more as a framing device than an actual focus...it’s just that Trickster feels like it does a better job of that.



It’s also progressively less about detective work at all as the show goes on. After about the halfway point of the show, Fantastic Detective Labyrinth starts to concern itself far more with the secrets of Mayuki and Seiran’s families than with any cases - indeed, it almost completely drops the case concepts for the latter half of the show. While there are still episode plots, they tend to be more concerned with Mayuki’s relationship with his friends and the mystery behind why the main villain of the show wants what he wants...there simply are no “controlled criminals” anymore. There are still some minor “cases” in a couple of the episodes, but they’re simpler things and generally more incidental to what’s actually going on.

Ironically, these are actually the show’s strongest episodes. Freed of the case structure that it never managed particularly well, the show’s able to do much more with the cast of characters that it has and to start making their interactions more detailed. We start finding out much more about Mayuki, his friends, and especially Seiran and his family during this latter half of the show, and there’s a few more comedy-focused episodes that have more fun with the characters. The show becomes something different, a more modern fantasy adventure show with just a slight nod towards the detective side, and I’d rather it have gone the other way...but at least it finally picks a focus and sticks with it, and that does make the show better.

Kind of. There is the weird bit with the sandworms.

Darn it, sleeper, quit awakening!

It’s just strange...for all that it’s set in a world with overt supernatural powers and where Tokyo’s a wreck of a city after a giant earthquake and all, the introduction of gigantic sandworms still feels like it comes out of nowhere. It feels pretty spectacularly unnecessary, too...the show proves quite capable in its final couple of episodes (and a few early on) of using reasonable environmental dangers to build tension, so it really didn’t need giant worms that spat out smaller worms. It feels like a joke, which isn’t what you want when it’s coming alongside one of the moments the show really wants to be dramatic.

I don’t want it to sound like I hate Fantastic Detective Labyrinth. It’s actually a fun little show at times, just a very flawed one. While I’ll criticize its pacing, cases, and weird grafting of supernatural battles onto the end of mystery and suspense plots, I have to complement it on its cast of characters, who are mostly complex and interesting, and generally easy to like and want to watch.



Take Mayuki, for instance - it’d be easy for him to fall purely into the perfect genius trope, always correct and always knowing and doing the right thing, but he really doesn’t. He knows much more than you’d expect a boy his age to know, and he’s good at putting things together, and he’s got some sort of supernatural insight ability going on, but there are still holes in his knowledge and in his ability to sort through information. He misses things sometimes and often needs some help from another character to get him looking at things the right way - he’s clearly the smartest character in the show, but not in a way that makes the other characters look stupid. Besides that, he’s prone to trying to prove himself in ways that can get him into trouble, and is particularly vulnerable to peer pressure. He badly wants to be liked and to prove he’s as good as the other kids, and in the manner of a lot of us growing up, he discounts his good qualities and focuses on how he’s different, and how he sees that as a negative. More than once, these tendencies put him in harm’s way. The late-series episodes in particular do a strong job with showing off Mayuki’s flaws and vulnerabilities, and how his friends help him through despite himself. In the end, when we get to see whether Mayuki finally can truly stand on his own in the most critical moment, it does feel earned.



Similarly, Mayuki’s butler and guardian Seiran started out feeling like the confident, never-failing, ever-present guard and mentor...but as the show goes on, a lot of cracks in Seiran’s armor show up, and it becomes clear that he has doubts and fears about how he’s handling things and doesn’t really feel like he knows what he’s doing, but puts on a brave face for Mayuki. He ends up being very interesting by the show’s midpoint, as he’s increasingly shown struggling and looking for other people to help Mayuki due to his doubts about his own suitability for the job. I don’t think his story is as strong as Mayuki’s, for reasons I’ll get into later, but he’s an interesting character all the same.

Unfortunately, while characters are one of the show’s strongest points, they aren’t perfect either. There’s a lot of characters on the show, and while they’re explored decently enough, some just aren’t involved as fully as it feels like it should be.

Mayuki’s friends on the police force, for instance, spend a lot of time not fully involved in the plot. Midway through the show, they have a couple of their strongest episodes, showing their commitment to helping Mayuki find out what is behind the mysteries in his life and supporting him like he’s supported them.

...then they virtually disappear from the show for multiple episodes in a row.

There are smaller moments, too...during the first real confrontation where Mayuki and Seiran face off with the show’s primary antagonist, the detectives are shown searching for Mayuki, and there’s a good amount of drama to whether they’ll figure out where he is or not.

Then they get there after everything’s already happened and just get to hear the wrap-up.

Don't worry. Whatever it is, no matter how interesting, it won't end up mattering to the show.


It just tends to feel like they should be more involved than they are. The show kind of tries to keep them separate from the supernatural, which is fine at first, but it goes on too long - at a certain point, as involved with Mayuki as they’ve been, they really need to end up getting more intertwined with his life than they are. There are a few moments in the later episodes where they really help out (one of them, sadly, being the bit with the sandworms), but by and large, they’re there just to provide a way out of a supernatural situation for the non-supernatural characters, and they don’t really accomplish much - which is sad, because they’re really fun characters that I wanted to see more involved.


Even Seiran is also at the heart of a somewhat underexplored moral quandary in the show. His particular fighting style involves using some kind of supernatural power and/or hypnotic suggestion to change two other people’s personalities and bring out hidden fighting abilities (one of them is Mayuki’s normally-klutzy maid, the other the older sister of one of his classmates), making them able to take on Byakko, the supernaturally-powerful servant of the show’s behind-the-scenes antagonist. Such transformed fighters are called “Aya.” These two fighters of Seiran’s don’t appear to be aware of anything that happened while they were “transformed,” and don’t appear to be aware that they can transform at all, in fact - while this isn’t entirely clear in the early going, an episode late in the series makes this pretty explicitly clear.


The show does show how they were chosen, but it only pays lip service to the moral questions. Seiran himself expresses doubts at his training and the morality of the method he has to use, and the two girls do agree to help him protect Mayuki during a moment of crisis...but at the same time, it’s not like he explains to them that he’s going to transform them into supernaturally powerful martial artists with magical hair and nail-claws, respectively, and continue doing so for years to come. (Admittedly, it’s not like he has time to explain in the situation, but still, it doesn’t seem like he ever told them later, either.)

It’s a moral quandary that could be quite interesting - Seiran’s power is, based on the above, pretty questionable morally...but it’s definitely being used in the service of good. It enables him to save Mayuki time after time...but only by putting innocent civilians in harm's way after powering them up and hypnotizing them? What does it mean, ethically?

To be fair to the show, it does introduce another character who served as one of these “Aya” in the past and appears to have memory of that time and reminisce about it fondly....but that appears to be in contrast to how Seiran’s particular Aya concept works, and the show doesn’t really seem to address why. It’s odd - all the other Aya on the show, past and present, appear to be aware of their nature. Only Seiran’s two Aya appear to be unaware of what they are, and he’s the good guy! Kind of seems like something you should talk to people about, dude.

Also, please give them some clothes. Seriously.



Similarly, the show does a pretty poor job of explaining Mayuki’s powers for a large portion of it. In part, this is to preserve the mystery, but during a couple of (otherwise pretty strong) episodes in the middle of the series, Mayuki’s abilities more fully awaken. Everybody looks pretty impressed and sort of stops what they’re doing, and acts like this is the most important thing in the series, but...for the most part, it isn’t entirely clear what Mayuki actually accomplishes in these moments other than glowing brightly for a bit, briefly stopping a fight in unclear manner, and then passing out.



His powers are insight-related, so it really seems they could’ve done this more strongly - say, have him shout insights to Seiran and company that help them in battle? Instead, he just kind of glows and looks important and everyone just kind of focuses on that...then usually he passes out and the villains just decide to leave, even though now they’re in the exact same situation they were in before.

Suffice to say...Mayuki’s “awakening” moments, which should be highlights of the series, tend to actually be among the weakest moments...with one major exception, which is thankfully in the final episode - if you’re going to get it right only once, I guess the ending is a good point to do it!



Without going further into spoiler territory, the final confrontation is genuinely interesting and has a very different focus than I was expecting it to have judging from the way the rest of the series went. It has a neat concept, and while it certainly doesn’t lack standard anime glowy power auras, it isn’t a fight in the traditional sense, which was a nice change.

Overall, Fantastic Detective Labyrinth is just uneven. It has a lot of good and interesting concepts, a lot of fun characters, and a lot of possible focuses for episodes and the overall show concept, but it doesn’t honestly do the best job of using any of that. It’s a detective show...but with pretty basic cases that end abruptly. It’s a fantasy show...but it doesn’t really explore its fantastic concepts. It’s a character-driven show...but it often leaves its characters aside.

It is not, overall, a bad show...it’s just one that struggles to reach its full potential.

Dubbed or Subbed?: To the best of my knowledge, Fantastic Detective Labyrinth is only available subtitled, and this is done perfectly well.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Confusing Cover Art: Girls Nite Out (1982/1984)

Another Scaremaker Version of the Poster that is interesting, but confusing.

I'm not even sure if this qualifies as related to the Film or a SPOILER.  Let's just see...
So...how does this relate at all?

Is this supposed to be the face of the Brother or the Sister?
Does it matter if his corpse is cold?  Wouldn't it be notable if his corpse WASN'T warm?

I legitimately don't get this one.  It's a neat visual, but...huh?

The original, of course...
More of a general touch-up, but the darker color really helps in my opinion.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Prime Viewing: The Tick (2018)- Part 2

It was a long break between the first 6 Episodes and the last 6.  Then you have to add in my tardiness...but we're here now.
For a quick summary, here's me to do it...

- Arthur lost his Dad on the same day that the Town's Heroes- The Flag Five- were killed by The Terror.
- The Tick shows up as an amnesiac, but amicable Hero.
- He gives a super-suit to Arthur, making him a target.
- They become Heroes and uncover a Plot to kill Superian, the Town's Superman analog.

All good now?
 Arthur manages to escape, but it seems like it was part of a bigger plan.  Him and The Tick try to sort it out.
The Terror enacts his silly (which the Show even lamp-shades) plan to kill Superian.  All the while, Arthur's Sister and Overkill seem to get close, while the latter's AI-controlled Boat falls for Arthur.
Can our Heroes stop the confusing and convoluted plan?  Will they all survive?  Will they stop The Terror?

To find out, watch the complete Season 1 now via Amazon.
Silly, but also interesting fun.  As a big fan of the older Cartoon, I was curious to see how this would work.  The first Live-Action Show was fun, but flawed.  It didn't help that it aired when Superhero TV wasn't where it is now.  This one seems to get the balance of silly and serious just right.  The Terror is a murderous psychopath, but he's also quirky and bizarre.  His henchwoman is sinister, but plays a great straight woman to him.  The Tick is naïve, but not stupid or immature.  Arthur is nervous and nebbish, but always rises to the occasion.  Plus, the Show has a talking dog voiced by the original Actor who did The Tick in the Cartoon!  My one critique would be the special effects not always being that great, but that's a fair nitpick for a Show on Amazon and not, you know, a Movie.  That said, I really enjoyed the whole run and can't wait to see what they have more.  Be like this guy and check it out...
A fun Season with some nice Character Arcs, Action and laughs.  Here's to Season 2!

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Quick Reviews: Batman- Ninja

Another Batman Film?  An Anime-inspired one?  Before Bob gets it, I put my spin on it...
In the Cold Open, Gorilla Grodd makes a Time Machine at Arkham Asylum.  Sure- why not?
He arrives in Feudal Japan and finds that something is odd.  For one, he's a wanted man.  For another, Joker Samurai.
He finds out that all of the Villains and Heroes in the area- including Robin, Penguin, Red Hood, Poison Ivy and Deathstroke- are there.  In addition, his slight delay on the trip lead to him arriving 2 years after them!
It turns out that the Villains- Joker, Two-Face, Penguin, Poison Ivy and Deathstroke- are each controlling a Region.
When using his technology isn't enough (I won't SPOIL why), can Batman rise to the occasion?
Will the Joker rule Japan and rewrite History itself?

To find out, watch the Film.
A weird and wild journey.  For such a strange premise, it's funny to see how much they just hand-wave the Plot all the time.  Do you want to know how Penguin walked in and took over an entire Region of Feudal Japan?  Do you want to know how The Joker made a Mech-Castle?  Do you want to know how The Joker suddenly became a great Swordsman?  To be fair, there is so much more crazy going on in this Film.  I won't SPOIL just how crazy it gets in the Third Act.  I will say that it is a bit too weird for me at times.  It's fun, but it is a bit hard to take it too seriously.  The Art Style is something that you'll either love or hate.  For me, it was a better version of the Style in the last Anime I watched for Bob, so it didn't bother me.  The mix of normal Animation and the CGI is weird at times, sure.  The Story is kind of interesting and they really do lean into how crazy it all is.  If you're into Anime and Batman, it will be for you.  If you're someone who finds Anime to be weird and confusing, you'll be lost pretty quickly.  And now, prepare to be scarred for life...
Batman is always fun.  In this case, it's possibly too 'Japanese' for some people out there.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Total-SPOILER Cover Art: Girls Nite Out

Alright, so here's a quick refresher...

Girls Nite Out was made in 1982.
It was released as The Scaremaker in 1984.
It eventually got out as the original Title, but many Versions of the 2nd Title exist as a Poster.

This is one of them...
...um, what is this?

If you didn't review the Review, that face in the middle is that of the dead body of the supposed killer!

On top of that, they show the *actual* killer in the top left!

Why would I NEED to see the Film after this?

Here's the original Version...
Basically the same, but it is just too washed-out.

Monday, May 7, 2018

Creepy Rigatoni: Channel Zero, Butcher's Block- Finale

After a longer-than-planned delay, we get the finale of this crazy-ass Story!  Who will eat and who will be eaten?  Let's see...
Alice is now fully-controlled by the Peach Family, choosing to stay with them over her Sister.

Oh and all Screen Caps come from a video feed with a permanent Ad for a Film that's already out.  C'est la vie!
They must exit their safe realm to reclaim the child they plan to sacrifice to keep their immortality.  They find out that people have been keeping tabs on them...
Even with the knowledge to use against them, the Peach Family is too powerful and freaky!
Will they be stopped before the sacrifice occurs?  Will anyone survive?

To find out, watch the Show('s final episode).
A good, bloody end.  Given how the Show has been so far, I knew a few things.  I knew that it would be weird.  I knew that it would be bloody.  I knew that it would be epic.  All of those things proved to be true.  You have to know that this won't be pretty.  I mean, Cannibalism is a big Theme in the Show.  You have to know that this won't be too happy.  Again- Cannibalism is a big Theme in the Show.  I think you get that point.  Channel Zero is always a bit downbeat and this is not exception.  Don't look for any rainbows or kittens here.  With that said, I really liked it and I can't wait to see what they have planned for the next Season.  We had killer kids, people that ate your memories and now WASP Cannibals.  Whatever they have next is sure to blow you away!
Now I just have to wait for whatever they have planned in Season Four.  Until then, stay freaky.