Friday, May 20, 2016

Lock Me Up!: Zoombies (2016)

Suck it, Spell Check!  Today's Film is Zoombies, an Asylum Film from this year.  The Plot: Zombie Zoo Animals.  Need I say more?  Probably not, right?  Zombie Zoo Animals- who'd think of such a thing?  Oh right- Resident Evil Outbreak: File #2...in 2004.  To be fair, it isn't a *commonly-used* idea.  Also in the interest of fairness, this is still a Film by The Asylum.  That means that the Acting is so-so, the Budget is minimal and the CG is not going to be good.  It is sometimes decent here, to be fair some more, but it is not good overall.  Dull surprise.  The Film is simultaneously a very-late knock-off of Jurassic World (see the Cover Tag Line) and a slightly-late knock-off of Zoo.  Yea.  To find out how this one turns out (without SPOILERS), read on...
In the Cold Open, a Monkey comes back to life at a Jurassic Park knock-off Park and kills people.  Want to explain how this creature can kill anyone?

Oh and the thing that really gets me- a tiny monkey knocks off a bookcase heavy enough to crush a man by jumping off of it!
The Asylum couldn't afford an original Plot or good Effects, but they got some good reaction shots.  10 Stars!
The Actual Plot involves this lady- clearly not Bryce Dallas Howard- busing in people to work at her re-done Park.  It is not open, since Extras cost money to bus in.

Before I claim that they are really ripping off Jurassic World, she's a business-driven woman in charge having to watch HER DAUGHTER and not her Nephews.  So unique.
While World had a bunch of people mostly there to die, this one does too.  At least you got that right.
Zombie Giraffes.

Zombie.  Giraffes.
To up the ante, we go from Zombie Monkeys to a Zombie Gorilla.  It has the ability to turn from a guy in a crappy suit to being blatant CG.  I thought I was done with this crap after all of those 'Sons of Kong' Films.

On the plus side, I can use this Freakazoid Clip.
In a Zoo full of Zombies, who will make it out alive?  More importantly, will an Asylum Film not prove to be a disappointment by the end?  To find out, watch the Film.  The End.
About what you'd expect, really.  The thing with The Asylum is that they can't ever figure out what formula they want to use.  After a surprising amount of success with Camp in the form of those never ending Sharknado Films, they have now gone back to serious.  Yes, the Film about Zombie Zoo Animals is mostly played seriously.  They want to have real Characters, real motivations and, to a lesser extent, more reveling in people dying.  Night of the Wild is still much, much worse in that regard though.  They throw about every reasonable creature they can at you- Lions, Elephants, Giraffes, Monkeys, that Ape and plenty of Birds.  Somehow a Koala even works its way in there.  Mind you, Koalas are usually chock full of disease and filth at all times, so they're actually less dangerous now.  For real though, they play this one pretty seriously.  For example, our Heroine frantically screams as she tries to rescue her Daughter in one Scene and weeps as she hears a Lion kill some lady.  Just for comparison- Sharknado 3 had laser chainsaws and David Hasselhoff in Space.  Yes, not every Film should be that campy, but shouldn't Zoombies?  What is the logic here?  Zoo is apparently played quite straight, since its Animals aren't also somehow Zombies/Infected.  Jurassic World mostly played it seriously, but also had a Dinosaur that could cloak itself.  In this case, they made a silly sounding name- you know, like Sharknado- and then made a Film that is probably not going to do well with the Audience seeking out a Film like that.  Good job, guys!  It makes me wonder if Little Dead Rotting Hood has a speech like Tom Hanks' from Philadelphia in it or if Avengers Grimm features a lecture on Apartheid!  I should note that 'Zoombies' brings up three things on Google- this Film, a DayZ Mod and a Flash Game that seems to get the joke better than the Makers of Nazis at the Center of the Earth...
Next up, a Film that I probably should have done last week.  Oh well- time to do it this Saturday.  Stay tuned...

'Black' History Year: Black Mirror- Be Right Back

With Agent Carter officially-cancelled, we can now properly begin the grieving process.  Let's skip right to 'Moving On' by looking back- a sentence that may make you have a stroke.  My apologies.

After a long absence, I finally feel up to covering the last 3 (of 7) Black Mirror Episodes.  Who knows if we'll get any more of them, so I'm not going to waste them.
In Be Right Back, we meet a young couple (Domhnall Gleason, Hayley Atwell).  All seems well for this hipster duo...
...until he dies.

On the plus side, he'll go on to be in 10,000,000 Films in the next few years.
As she struggles to move forward, a friend signs her up for a strange program.  Basically, a Computer Simulation studies all of a dead person's texts/tweets/Facebook posts and simulates them in a Chat Window.

Creepy or cute- you decide!
This proves to be a great tool (maybe) to help her, but isn't quite enough.  Where does it go from here?
The answer- giving all of the available voice recordings of the deceased to replicate speech via the phone!
The unhappy woman is given a chance to take it to yet another level.  What is it?

Well, no SPOILERS.  Go see this Show already!
Damn good stuff.  No offense to everyone else here (who all do good jobs too), but this is all about Ms. Atwell.  She has the lion's share of the Scenes here and she absolutely nails it.  She makes you feel for this Character, which is an absolute necessity.  This is a Drama first and Sci-Fi second, with the latter informing the former.  It totally works.  The Episode builds and builds nicely, letting you never quite relax.  Given how much work Gleason is getting these days (Ex Machina and Star Wars: The Force Awakens), it will be interesting to see if this one gets more famous as time goes by.  This is a really intense Episode and I mean that in all of the best ways.  Let's see what the Show has coming next...
Next time, my introduction to the Show way back when.  Will it be a killer Episode?  See you then... 

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Lock Me Up!: Night of the Wild (2015)

We meet again, 'old friend.'  
The last time I reviewed an Asylum Film was back in October.  That has to be the longest break I've had with them and their Films.  Sad or impressive- you decide!  

Today's Film is Night of the Wild, a lovely little tale of killer dogs, Meteors and the guy from Northern Exposure.  I guess he didn't save his Numb3rs money enough, so here he is in this Film.  On the plus side, no Sarah Lieving.  Don't worry- there's a Repeat Offender here all the same.  This is a rare one where I can't exactly point out the Film that they are ripping off.  It is kind of like Zoo, although they have that rip-off covered elsewhere.  It is still isn't all that good, so don't get your hopes up.  The Film tells the tale of killer dogs and... that's pretty much it.  

Somehow the same kind of thing that jump starts Thundarr the Barbarian and makes Vandal Savage immortal only effects dogs- go figure.  

Since this one is from 2015, the Review will be light on SPOILERS.  To find out if this Film's bark is worse than its Plot, read on...
One night, a bunch of space rocks fly to Earth and all crash in one small Town.  

This is how The Falling started too, I think.
As the next day goes on, the local Dogs start to act more violent.  

Want to explain this at all, Movie?
The rocks are conveniently spread out upon the whole area, since that's how that usually works.
Here's our Repeat Offender: Dylan Vox.  

He does more Asylum Films these days than Gay Porn (not that there's anything wrong with that), so...yea for me.
Here's the key thing to understand about this Film- it revels in 'punishing' its Characters.  

If you act remotely bad, you are viciously killed by the Dogs.  
They get ripped apart in bloody fashion!
That kid is hiding in a Dog's cage to escape the Dogs.  
The irony is so palpable.  
I totally get the irony.

Sigh.
Here's something fun- they totally aren't using a fog machine here.  

Fog naturally shoots out in strong, intermittent bursts from just off-camera.  Yes, even when it isn't in a Film.
The final outrage- day for night.  

This is 2015, guys!
Will our heroes escape?  
Will anyone not be viciously torn apart to by Dogs?  

To find out, watch the Film.
Woof.  This one is not good.  I wanted to like a Film with such a silly premise.  I mean, just think about it.  A bunch of meteorites land in a Town and make the Dogs go crazy.  That can't go wrong, right?  

Wrong.  The Acting is all over the map, using ranging from understated to over-the-top.  The CG is, well, it is The Asylum.  To be fair, they use real Dogs more than CG ones by far.  Some Dog Trainer probably made a pretty penny on this one.  

My big problems are two-fold.  First, the Film is pretty repetitive.  There are only so many ways to show people attacked by Dogs.  They use them all up in the first thirty-five minutes.  After that, it is more of the same- over and over again.  

Second, the Film revels in violent, brutal killings.  The tone of this thing is just so damn bleak!  There is no respite from the violent killings and assaults here.  It isn't quite on the level of 2000s' Torture Porn, but is pretty close.  

It is just excessive and unpleasant.  That's the whole Film in a nutshell, really.  I didn't like it all that much.  Hey- don't look at me like that!
Next up, an Asylum Film so silly that I have to cover it.  Will it be funny or disappointing?  To find out, stay tuned...

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Quick Reviews: Lake Eerie (2016)

Going into these blind is interesting, since I don't always get what I expect.  Case in point, this Film that is NOT about Fishing...
In the Cold Open, some mysterious guy falls into a Coma.  How does this relate to the Story of a woman moving into a lakeside House?
She's there alone- for reasons- and her Dad (Henriksen) is worried.  He's worried enough to later show up for one more Scene!

Given the low-budget nature of this Film, I'm just going to assume that he's actually just in the Guest Bedroom of the House they shot in.  Prove me wrong, Internet!
She discovers that the House's previous Owner was an Egyptologist and died while in a coma 40+ years ago & that the House has been left empty ever since.

How bad is the land that it has been empty that long?  Damn!
She starts to have weird dreams- what are you, Batman V Superman?!?- that are mostly-scary.  Not all though...
Will the trauma from our Heroine's past prove to be important or just a pointless Subplot?
Will she solve the mystery of the House and, more importantly, will she survive?  To find out, watch the Film.  The End.
A slow burn Film for sure.  Is it worth waiting for though?  The Story is pretty simple at first, but quickly gets wrapped up with itself.  So much of the Story is just explained to you via Narration or the clumsiest exposition I've seen in a while.  Why let us know naturally about this mystery man organically when you can just read his backstory verbatim like you pulled up Wikipedia?  I get it- the focus is on the woman in the Lead Role.  Even so, she really plays second fiddle (to keep my idiom count rising) to the reveal of the Story.  Her motivation- um...be alone in the House...except when she doesn't want to.  Her sad backstory doesn't add much here (as joked about above) and is a bit cliche.  It doesn't really drag the Film down though, so all is well.  The jump scares and dreams are pretty interesting, but the Pacing is a bit off.  Like the worst of those Found Footage Films, the ratio is like 5 minutes meandering to 1 minute of interesting footage.  That's not to say that the Film doesn't have some good visuals (see above) and some neat things going on.  It just isn't quite the Film that it thinks it is.  All things considering, it is better than I expected...but only because I gave it the time to build up.  It also lets you know that 'Yes, the Girlfriend from Clerks is still making Films in 2016 and is apparently worthy of a "Special Appearance" Credit'...
Slow going and a bit dull at times, the Film eventually builds to be something interesting.  It's just not as interesting as the Story they are simply *telling* us actually i.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Animondo: Working!! (Wagnaria!!)

Welcome back to Animondo. Today we're going to have a look at a different sort of anime: Working!!, released over here as Wagnaria!! This review covers all three seasons released as of 2016 (from what I can tell, the show is now complete), as there's no particularly meaningful difference between them.



Working!! is best described as workplace comedy, with the workplace in question for the show being the family restaurant Wagnaria. The show covers the lives of the slightly unusual staff of the restaurant, their family members, and occasionally particular customers and/or passers-by. By anime standards, Working!! is quite grounded. There's no aliens, no plots to destroy the Earth, no magical spells or 1,000-year-old guardians.

Don't take that to mean that Working!! is normal, though. It just specializes in a different sort of extreme situation, that being the normal situation amped up through exaggeration and miscommunication until things are running out of control.



Working!! features a cast of characters who are all a bit off-kilter, some more than others. As a sampling, there's:
  • Takanashi Sōta, the main character, a high school boy who is a new employee and generally hardworking and diligent...but who has an often unhealthy obsession with small things that leads to quite a few misunderstandings.
  • Taneshima Popura, a high school girl who is so short she's often mistaken for an elementary schooler, and who understandably has a bit of a complex about her height.
  • Inami Mahiru, a high school girl who has a phobia of men being anywhere close to her and an amazing right hook (along with a talent for happening to come around the corner at exactly the wrong moment).
  • Sōma Hiroomi, a nice-seeming young man who has a bit of an information trading business going on and a habit of involving himself in other people's problems.
  • Todoroki Yachiyo, a quiet and dignified young woman the others all look up to, who would probably be totally normal were it not for 1) the katana she carries around and 2) her utter unfamiliarity with all kinds of technology
  • Satō Jun, the quiet but intimidating chef who is in love with Yachiyo, but usually ends up listening to her talk for hours about someone else.
There are many more (and at this point I have to call out a fun little thing the show will do: oftentimes a new character gets introduced midway through the season, and at that point they're very smoothly added to the opening credits sequence in such a way that you might not even realize they weren't there to begin with).



The characters all have their quirks, and these are played up to high degree at times, but they're all closer to a sense of reality than you often get in anime. Working!! feels like an exaggerated, comedic take on a real world scenario, rather than something fanciful.

It's also one of my favorite shows ever.

There's something just brilliantly cheerful about Working!! This is a show that never goes very dark--while there are certainly tensions that arise, things never feel serious. The show never loses its lighthearted tone, and is one of those shows you can honestly watch just to relax. Honestly, I need some of those sometimes!

At the same time, the show rarely feels outright silly--comedic, yes, but not disconnected from reality entirely. There's a sense of grounding for most situations, and though there are moments where the show can lose that, it tends to come back. The characters are real enough that you can feel for them and root for them, rather than just watching to laugh at them.




Situations in Working!! tend to start out looking like they might work out pretty quickly, only to stray further and further from the easy path due to various misunderstandings, well-meaning plans, or just plain incompetence.The show is mostly episodic, with little in the way of a season-long plot, but does show character development from episode to episode.

One of the charms of the show, honestly, is that the characters recognize their quirks--some right away, others later on--and want to change. Yachiyo lacks confidence in dealing with the world and wants to be willing to step outside her comfort zone. Popura wants to get taller and have people stop treating her like a kid. Jun wants to actually get Yachiyo to understand his love for her. Mahiru would rather like to stop instinctively punching men in the face when she meets them.



The traits that are set up are starting points. They aren't just treated as running gags that the show can come back to time and again--they are running gags, sure, but they're ones that evolve as time passes. As time goes on, will Mahiru manage to overcome her fears? Will Sōta become aware of his own flaws while he's busy pointing out those of others? Will Popura get people to respect her? Will Jun ever be able to confess?

The show is very willing to answer all of those questions, and more, over the course of its three seasons. Character relationships change over time, and the situation at the end of the three seasons feels very different than how it started. Episodes aren't just about the situation in that episode--they're about how the characters are trying to change, about the realizations they come to.



You can, for the most part, watch almost any episode of the show without needing to know a lot about what happened before--but you get a lot more out of the show if you watch it in order.

One of the other fun things about Working!! is that in any given situation, any of the characters can effectively serve as the "straight man" for the comedy. None of the characters are totally normal, so depending on the needs of the story, anybody's quirks can make them the "weird one." Sōta, as the main character, is the show's most common straight man and often the voice of logic, but even he has some very notable oddities (particularly once the show starts delving into his family history).

Working!! isn't perfect, though I really do love it. The show comes from a 4-koma manga (effectively 4-panel comics, not entirely unlike newspaper strips in the U.S.), and you can tell. Episodes often consist of large segments that feel like they follow a 4-panel structure (setup, setup, setup, joke), and while it works just fine for the most part, there are times that you'll find yourself noticing that structure and feeling it becoming a bit repetitive. It can also make some episodes feel a bit choppy--even if the show doesn't transition to new locations, you can sometimes get a feeling of a lot of...not really scene transitions, but breaks between one joke segment and the next. The writing is generally good enough to smooth over it, though.

The same 4-koma style can mean that episodes don't always have a flow to them, and in some cases don't really feel like they even have a full-fledged episode plot, so much as a collection of situations that were taking place around the same time. Many episodes do have a clear plot progression, but there are some that feel more like they're just showing you all the crazy stuff that happened during a particular day.



Additionally, while characters do develop over time, sometimes it can feel like developments stall for too long, and certain developments feel like they start to happen and then just...go back to where they were, to be picked up later. In particular, there's a development in the Jun and Yachiyo relationship late in Season 2 that feels like it's going to be much bigger, much more quickly, than it ends up being.

Finally, not so much a critique but an observation: Working!! deals with and sometimes jokes about topics that not everyone might be comfortable with. Absentee parents, cross-dressing, phobias, alcoholism, and the like are used for various situations--though I think the show generally handles them well. There are also multiple jokes about characters thinking Sōta might be a pedophile because of his obsession with small things--I must note, however, that the show also makes it emphatically clear that he is not, and doesn't have him actually take any kind of inappropriate action around kids or anything like that. Still, it's maybe not the wisest set of jokes.



Overall, Working!! is a very fun show that, while it does have flaws, makes for good, relaxing viewing. It's easy to like the characters and find yourself rooting for them, and you can get invested in their relationships and feel the ups and downs regardless of the show's generally comedic nature. These are a bunch of people you genuinely want the best for, and it is uplifting to spend time with them. Working!! is feel-good, lighthearted comedy with just the right touch of occasional tension to keep you invested. If you're interested in an anime that feels a little more grounded than the stuff dealing with outer space emperors, ki blasts, or even combat butlers, Working!! is well worth your time.

Dubbed or Subbed? To the best of my knowledge, Working!! has only been released with subtitles, so there's no choice of an English dub at this point. The subtitling is capably done, with a good, clear translation, and the original voice acting is strong. I will note however that sometimes the subtitles can go away a bit too quickly for my liking--sometimes before characters have finished speaking the associated line. It's not a major problem, but it bears noting.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

New Flix: Synchronicity

Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping.  Today's Film is Synchronicity, a 2015 Sci-Fi Film about Time Travel.  It sure is...a Movie.  No, it isn't that bad, but it sure wasn't quite as fun as I was hoping.  The Story is about three guys who build a Time Machine and...oh shit, this is Primer again, isn't it?  Not quite- this one is constantly-filtered blue like Underworld.  In addition, every negative review on IMDB points out how much the Film wants to look like Blade Runner.  Every positive review goes 'Yeah, but...shut up.'  I may have paraphrased that last part.  This Story revolves (quite literally) around Jim ending up in some sort of time loop and trying to get out of it. Can he?  Well, to find out, without SPOILERS, read on...
In Los Angeles, three Scientists have been working on a Time Machine that involves Worm Holes.  You're going to destroy the World, aren't you?
During the first test with their backer (Katana from Highlander 2), things take a turn...
Our Hero passes out as they open a gateway and this doesn't bode well for the future of the project.
Luckily, he meets a random woman outside and...takes her to Dinner with the Investor?  Sure- why not?!?
While things are going great with her, he's getting strange questions from his friends and experiencing blackouts.  This is either involving Time Travel or Crystal Meth.
Things take a worse turn still when the Investor (the Deputy from Lake Placid 3) tries to take full control!
As the day of the second half of the Experiment approaches, things get weird.  What will Jim do?
More importantly, will his love survive?  Yes, that's more important that TIME TRAVEL.  To find out how it all wraps up, read on...
Disappointing for me, but maybe not for you.  The Story is kind of interesting, the pacing is too slow.  It just kind of drags, which is a shame.  This is a Film about Time Travel.  As bad as it was, Time Chasers wasn't boring!  This one should be more interesting, but it just doesn't do a lot with the premise.  When the whole idea of Time Loops comes into play, things get a little more interesting.  The problem: Films like Time Crimes and Predestination have done it better.  The former had more interesting things going on in general, while the latter had a premise that actually paid off.  This one...is mostly an excuse for an awkward Romantic Film.  I get it- the relationship is designed to be the hook.  Of course, you are opening worm holes and have the other Machinist from The Machinist in your Film, so why is that the case?  The Acting is alright, but unremarkable.  The Special Effects aren't bad, but the Budget determined that there wasn't much of them.  If you like Sci-Fi and Time Travel, there are some good ideas here.  Ultimately, the Film didn't sell me.  It might sell you.  On the plus side, it isn't Primer!
Next up, more from the random grab-bag.  This one promises from the get-go to be more interesting, so here's hoping!  Stay tuned...