Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Project Nostalgic Awesomeness: The Trial of the Incredible Hulk

Welcome back to...oh, heck. I can't call it Project Terrible for this one, so I'm officially changing the title for today's article. Project Nostalgic Awesomeness. That's better.

Confession: I really, really loved the old Incredible Hulk TV show starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno. So, Al's submission of The Trial of the Incredible Hulk for this round of our little project had me cautiously optimistic. As it turns out, my optimism was justified.



The Trial of the Incredible Hulk was one of a couple attempts that I know of to start up a spinoff show from the Hulk TV series centered around another Marvel superhero. The first was The Incredible Hulk Returns, which added Thor in an attempt to create a show based around him. This one...well, if you know comics, it's pretty obvious who this one involves. Trial?

She-Hulk? No. Okay, so, maybe not quite as obvious as I thought.

Nope, it's Daredevil, he who recently got his own show on Netflix, rendering this little review pretty timely. Daredevil, for the unfamiliar, is a blind crimefighter with enhanced senses akin to a particularly powerful sonar or radar, who also happens to be a defense attorney named Matt Murdock. He's actually one of the more interesting characters in comics, to me--I guess I've always kind of liked the crusading defense attorney shows...and video games. Daredevil / Phoenix Wright crossover, anyone?

...that needs to exist. Needs to.



Anyway, here's the general idea. David Banner (not Bruce, as in the comics, though as I recall he's actually called David Bruce Banner to keep the name in there...comics used Robert Bruce Banner, as I recall?) is a homeless drifter who used to be a scientist before an experiment with gamma radiation gave him a little anger management problem--now, whenever he gets too angry or stressed, he converts into a lumbering green monster with superhuman strength, the Hulk. During the TV show, he wandered from town to town, trying to avoid trouble, but always ending up in the midst of it despite his best efforts, just too good-natured to stay out of things when innocent people were in danger. It was kind of a superhero version of The Fugitive--a man who for his own good needs to leave well enough alone, but can't, because he's too good a man to do it. Between his brains and his alter ego's massive amount of brawn, he'd stop injustice and help the innocent, but always had to move on to avoid the monster within making a mess of things.

The Trial of the Incredible Hulk uses that same formula to an extent: After a brief intro, David finds a place in a city, and tries to lay low and just find a job to support himself. This city, though, is filled with corruption, and he gets involved when a couple thieves escaping the scene of a diamond heist decide to harass a woman on a train. Though David tries to avoid involving himself, he finally can't help it, and stands up to the thieves--whereupon they beat him up, whereupon the Hulk beats them up.



Unfortunately, in a city this corrupt, the truth is twisted. Threatened, the woman claims David was attacking her, and he's arrested and charged. Enter Matt Murdock, defense attorney, who thinks that the men David described in his statement (which didn't, of course, mention becoming a big green guy) sound like those he knows work for a Wilson Fisk--who he believes is in control of a criminal organization. Matt's goal is taking Fisk down, and he thinks David is his ticket to doing it.

From there, the film interweaves David and Matt's stories, at first separating them somewhat (with David in jail awaiting trial, and Matt investigating), but later bringing them together more solidly. It plays out like a superhero film mixed with a Law and Order episode, to an extent--Matt interviews the witness, tries to convince David to talk, and as his alter-ego Daredevil, interrogates street toughs and tries to find the truth.

You'll might perceive that a lot of this film focuses on Matt/Daredevil, and you'd be right about that. It's pretty clear watching this that the focus is on trying to create a new show, and the new main character eats up a lot of the spotlight time. I didn't feel it was a major problem, because the story is still quite good, but at the same time, it feels a little bad to see Bill and Lou relegated to side characters in a film that still bears the name of their show. That said...it's not like they just show up, intro the case, and then sit in prison the entire movie. They get pretty involved, and their inclusion feels valid--not just a cheap trick to try to get someone to watch a new show.

So...this is a good film. No qualifiers, full stop. This is a good film. What you have here is a great cast putting on a neat take on some of Marvel's characters--not quite keeping to the comics, but keeping close enough and doing well any time they divert anyway. Much like the TV show, this film just feels good--it carries on the show's themes very well, and sets up interesting situations for its new characters.



The acting is strong, with Bill Bixby still being the standout. I've always loved his David Banner, and this is no exception. He captures the troubled mind of a man who knows that he could at any moment become a powerful monster, and who can never be sure just what that monster will do. He shows the struggle between his urge to just be safe and live a quiet life, and his inability to stand aside while people suffer. And above all, he just seems like a good and gentle man, which provides a great contrast with what lurks within. Lou Ferrigno's Hulk, though honestly underused in the film to some extent, is always great to see too. Let's be honest here: how many people can you think of who could be painted green and go around dressed in ripped pants and honestly look intimidating as heck? Lou pulls that off, and does a great job bringing out the Hulk's bestial, instinctive sort of movement and fighting style. He doesn't move like he's just a strong man--he moves like an angry animal. It's not an easy portrayal. I always particularly love his slow "calming down" scenes, just before he transforms back. He really does those with a lot of subtle changes in emotion, and it's nice.



The new cast members are a lot of fun, as well. Rex Smith, our Matt Murdock / Daredevil, handily portrays a defense attorney on a mission, and handles both sides of the character quite well. He has to display quite a range of emotions here, with both his civilian and superhero identies having some real highs and lows in the tale, and he plays off of Bixby's David Banner nicely--the two taking turns giving each other some inspiration. I also have to say that I liked his portrayal of blindness in general. It's hard to put my finger on why--it just felt more legitimate than other performances I've seen. He never seems to forget that element of his character, which couldn't have been easy. The only critique I think I have on him is that sometimes he speaks in almost too stereotypically superheroic a manner. His voice just kind of takes on that tone--you know, the "fear not, citizen!" sort of tone, and takes you just a bit out of things. I think that would've been worked out during a series, though, and it's pretty minor.



Daredevil's supporting cast members don't get a lot of screen time, but seem interesting enough--he's got a partner and assistant at his law office who both seem like they'd be fun characters, and a good cop who enlists his help to fight corruption (sort of his Commissioner Gordon). The one who does get a lot of screen time is his villain, Wilson Fisk, played by John Rhys-Davies, which is completely and utterly awesome. Look, he may not quite look the part of the comic villain, but he has amazing screen presence, such a cool voice, and he is gloriously evil here. "The Mendez woman...is she still alive?" "Yes, sir." "Why?" He's not subtle, but somehow he avoids being too cartoony. He speaks slowly, rarely raises his voice, and seems utterly in control and totally confident--a powerful and dangerous man convinced of his victory, and quite a control freak and micromanager. I also liked his relationship with his second-in-command, who has more of a conscience but who, for whatever reason, is still valued by Fisk. I'm sure that would've been developed more in the show, but even what is in this film works well. There's some of the not-so-subtle warnings to avoid failure, but...there's also kind of a genial relationship, with Fisk recognizing the value of his employee and praising him. Very interesting.

The effects are good for the time--obviously they look somewhat dated now in certain ways, but there's a lot of good work here. The Hulk is great--like with the TV show, strategic slow motion is used to make his movements seem more weighty, and of course there's a few nice strength stunts thrown in. The green skin looks nice, too--of course, it had better by the time this movie was made! They had plenty of practice by then! Still--I've seen a lot of films fail miserably at convincingly painting someone's skin an unusual color, and it always surprises me how good the Hulk looks. Daredevil gets some fun effects too, including a decent bit of building-to-building travel with his grapple gadget.



The fighting is...okay. This is one area a Daredevil show would've needed a bit of work on, though to be fair, it's pretty acceptable. These aren't amazingly choreographed modern fight scenes, but they're a far cry from the old fakey chops and double axe handle blows of yore (Star Trek, I love you to death, but I'm looking at you!). The biggest complaints I have are that there's some use of the "make sure to attack him one at a time, it wouldn't be fair otherwise" kind of thing, and a couple points where it's not quite fully clear what hit took a bad guy out (one guy in particular during the ending gets kicked a couple times, then Daredevil raises his leg like he's going to knee him in the face, but it's really slow and clearly doesn't impact at all...and the guy collapses. So...was that supposed to hit, or was Daredevil stopping when he noted the guy was already out?). It's hardly bad, though. Hulk's fight scenes, meanwhile, are true to the TV series--guys try to do any damage whatsoever, only succeed in annoying the huge green guy, and he tosses them around or smacks them into next Thursday. I actually really love how some of it goes--there's a few spots where it looks like Hulk is putting next to no effort into hitting a guy, like just kind of gently shoving him away, and the guy still goes flying. It sells the massive power of the Hulk quite well. Overall, neither fight scene type is up to par with the modern superhero films, but they more than demonstrate the prowess of the characters, and they work well.

I do have to mention the Daredevil costume, which is...fine, if a little uninteresting. It looks like a reasonable street vigilante outfit--all black is pretty sensible, if not particularly interesting to look at--and does seem a little armored or at least padded, which is a nice touch. What bothered me was the way the little patch of cloth over his eyes looked. It seemed like it was just kind of thrown on there and oftentimes made it look like he was just wearing a hoodie that was too big or something. Maybe going more face-fitting like the comic costume might have been better. I like the cool little club gadget he has, though, with the ankle sheathe for it. That was neat.



One other major item bears mentioning. I touched on this a bit, but as the film goes on, it does become pretty clear that Daredevil is the real star of the film, with Hulk/Banner being secondary roles. Significant secondary roles, but secondary. The Hulk only shows up a few times (admittedly, as I recall he wasn't exactly bursting onto the screen in every other scene in the TV show, either), one of which is a dream sequence (the so-called "Trial" of the Incredible Hulk is rather...underrepresented in this film), and he doesn't factor into the film's ending sequence at all, leaving that to Daredevil and plain old David Banner. Admittedly, it's kind of cool to see David not have to go Hulk to get through a dangerous situation, but still, this is a Hulk movie, allegedly. That said...the few times the Hulk does appear are cool, and he's still very significant to the story.





I won't go into it too much more, other than to note a few minor oddities: Why does Hulk not have a beard when David Banner does early in the film? Why does Kingpin wear sunglasses all the dang time (those look pretty dumb, honestly)? What is with Fisk's weird jet-car-boat thing? And why--and I could be wrong about this, but I can't recall it--why does this film never use the "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" bit?

Minor quibbles aside...this is a really, really fun film. You get a great Banner/Hulk portrayal, a very nice Daredevil portrayal that I think could've gone somewhere if they'd done a full series, and a surprisingly intricate plot that feels complete but still sets the scene well for a later show if it had been picked up. Most definitely not terrible--I loved it.

And that piano theme...goodness. Felt great hearing that again.

(Also notable: This film is the first cameo appearance by Stan Lee!)


Tuesday, July 21, 2015

WTF China?!?: Crazy Hong Kong (aka The Gods Must Be Crazy 4)

At long last, I get to see this bit of Foreign crazy!  Today's Film is Crazy Hong Kong aka The Gods Must Be Crazy 4, a Film oddity if there ever was one.  If you don't know, The Gods Must Be Crazy was a strange Film from 1980 Starring a Bushman named N!axu (surprisingly passing Spell Check) interacting with the crazy Locals in Australia.  It became a hit on Video, which led to a Sequel in 1989 (which I have on VHS somewhere).  Now the Story gets weird.  Yes, NOW is where it gets weird.  2 years later, a Chinese Director put together a Film called Crazy Safari with N!axu along for the ride.  It is one thing for an Australian Director to make a Film Starring an Australian Bushman, but it is another for a Chinese Director.  Since I can't get my hands on that one (yet!), I will just go with second best- the Sequel.  This one also Stars N!axu on an adventure in, you guessed it, Hong Kong.  Through a series of silly events, he ends up in one of the most populated Cities on Earth.  Hijinks ensue.  After so long, will this Film be what I hope it to be or just kind of suck?  To find out, read on...
Deep in the outback, N!axu saves a woman from a Lion...only for it to be a Commercial Shoot.  Wah wah!
The Chinese Woman gives him a Coke Bottle with a Toy Bird in it, which he enjoys...until his Village thinks that there is a real Bird trapped inside!

Ha ha ha Racist?
Through an incident so silly that I can't even bring myself to write it, N!axu ends up in Hong Kong and draws the ire of some Comedy Gangsters when their shipment of Diamonds is mixed up with the box he was shipped in.

During this, one random Chinese Guy sees N!axu and says 'Look- Eddie Murphy.'  That has to be a little Racist, right?
The Aborigine Bushman is very out of place in the City, but he ends up back with the woman- since she gave him her Name Badge back in Australia.
Said woman is in trouble due to her philandering and thieving Husband.  Kudos to the English Dubbing Team for bringing up the people wanting their 401K...even though it isn't a thing in China.
During all the hijinks, N!axu ends up traveling outside the city and meeting this Trucker who really loves toys!
The Gangster continue to pursue our hero, leading to a wacky chase/action Scene at the Docks.
She *finally* figures out what N!axu wants and smashes the bottle open...turning the bird real!
In the aftermath, her co-worker goes back with N!axu and helps him run a Restaurant.  The End.
This is just too much.  The Gods Must Be Crazy is a silly Film that has lots of Slapstick.  The Gods Must Be Crazy II has even more and is definitely super-silly.  Even so, they have nothing on this one.  The Acting- goofy.  The Music- wacky.  The Dubbing- unintentionally-hilarious.  To make things weirder, the Cast features mostly Chinese Actors, N!axu and one American (Conrad Janis).  All of them- save for N!axu- are Dubbed into English- badly.  This is like those Jackie Chan Films before he started doing his own Dubbing.  It is also worth noting that N!axu's feelings are told to us by an unseen Narrator- his young Cousin...who does not leave Australia.  He sure knows alot about those things he isn't seeing!  It almost always makes me yearn for the confusing Narrative Structure of Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny- almost.  The problem here is that there is no break from the crazy.  It is all just random, crazy and ridiculous.  The Dubbing doesn't help matters as nobody sounds real here at all.  It is a fun and goofy Film at first, but just kind of keeps going after awhile.  Oh well- the first Chinese one has a Vampire in it...
Next up, I continue to explore the mystery of the batch of Films I got for my Birthday.  I know as much as you do right now, so this should be fun.  Stay tuned...

Monday, July 20, 2015

Quick Reviews: Imprint (Masters of Horror)

My last trip to Japan as part of the Show was less than impressive, so how will this one go?
At long last, I cover the one Masters of Horror Episode so shocking that Showtime wouldn't air it!
In 17th Century Japan, a strange man (Billy Drago) goes to a creepy Island on a mission.
The Island is a den of depravity, sickness and prostitution.  It is slightly worse than Branson.
He is there to find his lost love, but only finds a different, deformed prostitute.  The woman proceeds to tell him the Story of what happened to her.
He doesn't exactly get the kind of news he was hoping for, but suspects that there is more to the Story.
He presses her hard for the truth and gets it.  It is not pretty and it sure as hell isn't good!
When he finds the real, unadulterated truth, can Drago handle it?  I wouldn't dare SPOIL this bizarre tale, so watch it for yourself....if you dare.
Yeesh!  It is funny to watch the 'Making Of' Featurette on the Disc and see Miike talk about how he was picked because he did Audition and Ichi the Killer.  He doesn't think of himself as a Horror Director (he does do alot of styles, to be fair), but he made one damn creepy Horror Film here!  The credit for this goes more to the Author of the tale for giving us something so creepy.  The imagery and depravity on the display is pretty disturbing.  One of the interesting things they cover in the Making Of is the fact that the Film was done entirely in English with a mostly-Japanese Cast.  I sure as hell couldn't do a Film in Japanese, so kudos to them!  The Story is one that works in a shortened TV Format.  It features freaky people, torture, dark imagery and abuse towards women.  It is NOT for the faint of heart!  The way the Narrative unfolds is interesting as you see events told a few different ways, each one freakier and darker than the last.  By the end, you can't look at the original Version of the Story the same way again.  This is a dark, but solid Film that will please fans of Japanese Horror Films and show why Miike belongs on this Show.  Hey kids, brush your teeth.
Damn- this one is dark, creepy and dramatic.  I still don't think that Showtime should have pulled it...but I at least see what their reason was.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Old-School Reviews: Frozen Alive

Alot of build-up...but not much actual pay-off.  Today's Film is Frozen Alive, a 1964 Film about Science, Murder and the Police.  I'm actually up-selling this one.  The Film tells the tale of 2 Scientists trying to prove that you can deep-freeze a person for long periods of time with no side effects.  I guess Ted Williams saw this one.  When a death occurs, the Police blame one of the Scientists.  Unbeknownst to them, however, he has just been....title line.  Before I begin the Review, I need to note one thing.  The Film clocks in at around 63 minutes (with Credits)- which is Jaws in Japan length!-, but the DVD Cover says that it runs 81 minutes.  Liar!  So why is this one such a letdown?  To find out, read on...
These 2 have completed the Trial Phase of the Freezing Experiment- on Chimpanzees- and know that it works.

It is worth noting for the Casual Sexism on display here.  The Woman is referred to as 'the weaker sex' because she is nervous presenting their work before the World Health Organization!  Dicks.
Meanwhile, the Doctor's Wife is having an affair with this German guy while they are working.
Their Boss at the WHO won't let them move forward.  If you need extra incentive to know that he's bad, the Boss looks like Thomas Edison.
The couple try to make things up and she even agrees to stop drinking.  It is a miracle!
That night, the Doctor returns with a bad idea: start the Human Trials with himself.  When has that always gone wrong?
While he's away, the Wife meets up with her boyfriend to break things off.  For no logical reason, she fake-salutes with his gun and shoots herself!

The Darwin Awards were born on this day!
The next Morning, the Police think that the Husband did it.  After all, his prints were on the gun (from the other day), while the Boyfriend wiped his (since he didn't have a license for it).  The man's comrades explain that he is not available, since he was frozen today.
The remaining 10 minutes or so (yes, the Film is this oddly-paced) are based around the Police asking questions and the Doctor's associates trying to revive him properly.

Since we hate tension, the boyfriend finally calls the Police to tell them what happened.
Oh and the revival process works smoothly.  Time to start freezing your Uncles!  The End.
Seriously, I thought that this was building up to something more interesting!  It has all of the aspects that sound like they would build up to something big.  It doesn't.  It is a shame because none of it is really bad.  The Acting is good, the Film is shot well and the Writing is overall quite good.  The Characters feel natural enough and I can't complain about any of the technical stuff.  The problem is that the Film builds and builds...and then just stops.  A number of things could happen in a Story like this.  For example, he's thawed out and has to solve the case.  He's frozen for months while his comrades try to clear his name.  He's frozen for years and tries to start anew.  Any of these would have been more interesting than the anti-climax we got.  Oh well.  I did learn a lesson in Gun Safety than someone else I know needs to learn though...
Next up, I cover a Film that I have been curious about for years.  Is it good or terrible?  Stay tuned...

Twin Piqued: Checkmate

It is a rainy Saturday all around, so let's dry off over in...
This is a big one!  Death (a major one), intrigue and surprises.  Oh boy.
Important Stuff
- Major Briggs speaks of cryptic stuff that happened while he was gone, but he does mention an Owl, a great Fire (Walk With Me?) and that the Government is looking for the White Lodge.
- Big Ed finally makes move at the woman he loves since Nadine is all-out-crazy.  Her terrible ex-husband attacks him, but doesn't count on Nadine arriving to kick his ass!

- Speaking of Big Ed, he gives one of the Teen Detectives the info she needs to find James.  As for him...

- James is neck-deep in intrigue as he falls for Evelyn,  She's up to something- like making out with her brother!

- The bust with Denise (now dressed as Dennis again) and the Stepdad goes awry and Cooper lets himself be a hostage.  Denise makes a play and Cooper manages to kill Renault!
- Ben Horne is just plain nuts, but Catherine says that she still loves him.  Weird.

- Andy and Dick get stuck at the Orphanage while trying to get info on Nicky.

- Back at the Station, an unseen (budget, I guess) explosion causes fluctuating power in the area.  During this, Leo wakes up!
Cooper goes to Harry's office and finds a dead body set there by Windom Earle!
Fun Fact: 'The Dead Man' is played by Kyle McLachlan's Brother!  Pretty sneaky, Lynch.
Theme(s)
Two big ones here.  The first is Reuniting with Lost Loves.

- Big Ed finally makes his move.
- Catherine returns to Ben
- Harry and Josie have a moment.

The other one is The Past.

- Denise resumes her previous dress for the bust.
- Nadine continues to be stuck in the past.
- Cooper's past with Windom Earle comes calling.
- The (fair) mistreatment of Leo may come back to haunt them.
- Ben Horne is stuck in the past- all of the way back to the Civil War!
Is it worth asking why he thinks that he is a Southern General when Twin Peaks is up North?
Weird Moment(s)
With so much good going on, there wasn't as much full-on crazy.  There were plenty of little things...

- Nadine kissing Mike in the Diner.
- Nadine kicking that dude's ass.
- Seeing Denise dressed back up as Dennis.
- Ben Horne's crazy ranting.
Some big stuff in this one.  They don't tease you too much here- they really deliver.  Some of the dangling Plot Threads- like the bit with Nicky- are left pretty open still, but most get a big moment.  Catherine is back with Ben?!?  Audrey and James working together.  We are finally out of Renault Brothers (right?)!  The big moments are obviously the ones from the end.  Who was that poor dead guy in the Police Station?  How did Windom Earle pull of his big play?  What is his next move?  You also have to wonder about Leo.  Is he fully awake and remembering everything?  How much has he recovered?  When did he really recover?  Was he just biding his time to make his move at the right time?  If all of this isn't enough to keep watching, then nothing is.  This Show keeps me hooked and I have no problem.  Here's an interesting factoid: the Director of this Episode (and 12) actually made a Film that many of you may know...
Next week, the Plot thickens as new dangers rear their ugly heads.  Will they find the Lodge?  See you then...