A new Year begins new Resolutions.
One is to finally get around to finally watching some things I've meant to forever.
In this case, it is the Film that Svengoolie says is the worst Film he's ever ran.
This is...
The guy looks like Joe Estevez and I just hope that this makes sense later.
We next meet a bunch of random guys in a bar who keep discussing Art.
I guess there's also an Art Sale going on inside.
Also, that's Sid Haig in the background playing...'Ahab the Arab.'
After this, a random lady is chased around and ends up at the Beach.
It chases her into the Water...in, I think, broad daylight and kills her.
Okay...
After watching our Heroine at a Dance Class...or Rehearsal...maybe, she goes to the same Beach and dances around.
This goes on for over FIVE MINUTES in a Film that is just over 70 minutes long.
If this Film seems a bit disjointed, it is because of a few reasons.
The bulk of the Film is a 1966 Film called Blood Bath.
There's also footage from Portrait in Terror.
A third Feature gets some more footage borrowed.
There's also footage from Portrait in Terror.
A third Feature gets some more footage borrowed.
Thanks, Roger Corman!
The Film- mostly the Bath part- involves a Painter being crazy. Something about the lady in the Painting being a Witch.
He kills a random jealous guy - from Portrait- and then plans to kill our Heroine for his art.
His previous victims come to life and...he falls into his pit of boiling oil...off-camera. Joy.
The End.
Yeah, I can see why this one has its reputation.
The whole thing is just a bizarre, jumbled mess.
We get a Vampire killing ladies.
We get a crazy Painter.
We get a happy Dancer.
We get a bunch of a bunch of wannabe Artists/Beatniks.
We get a crazy Painter.
We get a happy Dancer.
We get a bunch of a bunch of wannabe Artists/Beatniks.
Does this sound like a good time?
It isn't.
Maybe I should have just watched Blood Bath (which is also on Tubi) instead.
It isn't.
Maybe I should have just watched Blood Bath (which is also on Tubi) instead.
By the way, even Films made nearly 6 Decades ago have these kinds of Fake Promo Images...
A Film as befuddling and silly as promised. This is what I get for following through with my Resolutions, folks!
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