This Film was watched on Thursday. I just was too damn tired to also Review it.
That said, this one has been in my Queue since I started this Segment!
Here's a treat for you- two Tubi Reviews in one week.
Here is...
He sees weird smoke.
Strange things happen.
It all ends badly for him.
It turns out he's the Mayor of a small Town.
It all ends badly for him.
This death relates to a young girl named- shock of shocks- Annie (aka Black Annie) who was chased by some kids.
After putting this new footage behind a terrible, strobing filter, she ends up falling to her death.
In the present, those related to it are killed.
Will our Professor here be the one to solve the case before everyone in town dies mysteriously?
Well, the Film is pretty much just a series of these Scenes, with flashbacks and filler.
You know this this a flashback because they added a Filter to it.
Sigh.
Will Black Annie get her revenge on, well, just about everyone over the age of 40 in this Town?
Will the sleaziness of the Film make up for all of its faults?
To find out, stream it now.
I clearly didn't miss out on much after all of this time skipping this one on Tubi.
Simply put, the Film isn't good.
It really is just Death, Setup to new Death (with three people reading about it in the Papers), a little Plot and then that Death.
Maybe if the Death Scenes are good or interesting, I might still like it, you say nervously.
They aren't.
The Film looks and feels very cheap, from the Sets to the lazy Plot to the Filters.
None of it is that good.
None of the Characters are good.
None of it is that good.
None of the Characters are good.
I don't like to be the angry Reviewer or anything, but...I mean, this one is a bit of dumpster fire...or a completely realistic-looking Church Fire...
A Film that doesn't aspire to be much and, well, it succeeds. None of it is just that interesting or original- sorry.
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