Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Compendium: EVERY Children of the Corn Film!

 I spent a brief time long ago going through most of these Films.  I eventually found out that I had to do more to complete the Set.

They. Just. Kept. Making. Them!

With this last Review, I'm 99.999998% sure that I've done them all.
If they do more, I guess I'll just have to harvest an Update for this.

Let's start at the VERY beginning...

1) Disciples of the Crow- This is the from King's Dollar Baby Series.  He'd charge you a dollar and you could adapt a Story.

This one was collected in The Night Shift Collection- Volume 2.

2) Children of the Corn (1984)- This Title is sadly shared at least 2x in the Series.  This is the OG version- aka the one Kind didn't like.

3) Children of the Corn II- The Final Sacrifice- Yep, we've hit the word 'Final' in just Part 2.  Yikes.

This one is often found bundled in DVDs with the Original and retcons random parts of the story.

4) Children of the Corn III- Urban Harvest- A rare instance of where the word 'Urban' in a Horror Film Title doesn't just mean Black.

In this tale, 2 Brothers from Gatlin are adopted and move to Chicago.  A random Oscar Winner Cameo occurs too.

5. Children of the Corn- The Gathering- A new Dimension (Films) takes over here.  This is one of those 'Yes, Famous Person X was in this before they got big' Films.

Is there more to it though?

6. Children of the Corn V- Fields of Terror- The fun and silly one.

It is famous for featuring Genre Legends like David Carradine and newcomers like Eva Mendez...but that's about it.

7. Children of the Corn 666- Isaac's Return- When in doubt, bring a Legacy Character back.  This was a thing even back in 1999.

Does bringing him back make a good Movie?

8. Children of the Corn- Revelations- A Film that I was clearly just about over with from the getgo.

Regardless, I did watch and explain it all.

9. Children of the Corn (2009)- The Remake made to please Stephen King.  Well, another one made for that reason.

He's allowed to have his opinions, but did we need this?

10. Children of the Corn- Genesis- The Dimension EXTREME(!!!) line gave us many Sequels to keep the rights.

This is another one- now with even less corn!

11. Children of the Corn- Runaway- I legit forgot that this existed until I saw it listed on Tubi.

As such, the Director of Feast got a shot in 2018 and it sure...is a thing.

12. Children of the Corn (2020)- Barely a Decade after the last Remake, we have another?!?

This one is a completely new thing- for better or worse.

Me after doing the first 7 in about a week.

According to Wikipedia, that does it.

Watch someone do another Remake next week now!

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