Tubi Thursday: Krampus- The Return (2024)

 As Krampus Nacht is nigh, I have to cover another one of these.

This one is a recent one too, so it must be good...right?

A guy calls his Sister wanting her to come back and help him deal with Krampus.

The titular creature shows up and kills him.

She goes to his House in the aftermath.

The killer creature makes sure to...kill a random businessman and a prostitute?

He was in the House at the beginning...but alright.

He also kills a Gardener.  Cool?

He briefly appears to talk to our Heroine and then vanishes.

That...was something.

With about 20 minutes left in the Film, we finally get Krampus in the House with them.

We got to this amount of runtime by adding some random drama that I won't bore you with.

Given that our leftmost victim looks like the least fortunate victim from In A Violent Nature, I don't like her odds.

To find out what happens, check out this Promo Image for the Film that has since been deleted from Facebook...I mean, the Movie.

No, I didn't make this.

The Poster cliche continues!

A Film that I was momentarily thinking could be good.

Sadly, it quickly turns into the usual Direct-to-Streaming Horror Film that seems to pop up 3x a month from Britain.  They have fields, latex and plenty of free time, I guess.

Is this better than those Leprechaun Films?  Not really.

The Krampus mask looks cool- I like the horns.  I just wish they had an actual full outfit for him.

If the mouth actually moved, that would have been nice too.

The Film's opening narration talks about how the German Villages fought an army of Krampus beings (or Krampi).  They don't show this, so screw you.

This is super generic and even the kills aren't interesting.  No amount of 3rd Act Twist can save this- sorry.

Just imagine a more interesting Film- in AI Slop form.

A Film that starts out strong...and quickly loses steam.  If they put the effort into the rest of the Film, this might not have sucked.