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Monday, April 25, 2011

VHS For The Win: Squirm

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Annelids are not exactly the scariest creatures in the world.  Does Squirm buck that trend?  Let's see... Oh shit- someone is being ea...
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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Rabbit Day: Kottentail

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Peter Rottentail - you've got some competition!  After last Easter, I thought that no film would top the utter shit that was the Polonia...
Saturday, April 23, 2011

Aquatic Killers: Piranha (1978)

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Well, I finally got it.  After a long time of waiting, I got my hands on a copy of Piranha, courtesy of Shout! Video's release and Bloc...

Impossibly-Cool Cover Art: Razortooth

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It's back- at least for now.  In my search for screen captures from Razortooth (the one downside to streaming a film), I found a couple ...
Friday, April 22, 2011

Aquatic Killers: Razortooth

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This movie bites.  From the files of 'Why The Hell Not?!?,' we have a film about a giant, killer eel.  I can only think of one of th...
Thursday, April 21, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Head of the Family

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This one is going to be brief, but still bad. In Head of the Family , a man blackmails the titular family and uses a letter kept with a la...
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Aquatic Killers: Lake Placid 2

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What a croc!  This is the Direct-to-Syfy-Channel sequel to the surprise hit film Lake Placid .  Let's consider the first film for a mome...
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

4/20 Day: Mixed-Up Movies

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Dude, I totally spaced on this internet-driven holiday!  Let's make up for that, shall we? It's important that you only trust cert...

A Review in Pictures: Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

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Yes, it's them again.  The Asylum got so much inexplicable hype and fame from the original Mega Shark movie that they made a sequel.  ...
Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Lost in Translation: Futureworld (Part 1)

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Futureworld is a dumb, silly movie.  Even dumber and sillier than the movie itself are the foreign posters to it.  Take this one, for examp...
Monday, April 18, 2011

Aquatic Killers: Orca

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Here's a summary for all you skimmers- I hate this movie.  I hate it, hate it, hate it.  I hate it with the passion that I generally res...

VHS For The Win: Demon of Paradise

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There's a demon in the water.  That or a rip-off of the Creature from the Black Lagoon ... Apparently this lady has no senses at all.  ...
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Hologram Man (Again)

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This movie gets one last hurrah.  In the opening scene's fight, the tide turns against the villain and his thugs.  As such, his one-eyed...

Forgotten Sequels: The Grudge 3

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Don't take it personally now!  After two films in the series, it's only natural that The Grudge would become a Direct-to-DVD fare....
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