*Someone is actually making a sequel to Manos: The Hand of Fate !  No, really.  I wish I was kidding- I'm not!!! Seriously, they have ...

In the '90s, a ton of cartoons were put out while the market was fresh.  Amongst all of the Spielberg cartoons and imported anime, we ha...

Where do I even begin here?  The movie is called Blood Gnome .  What can I say that will be sillier or funnier than this?  Well, there are a...

The Story In 1933, Boris Karloff's star was on the rise.  Universal took advantage of this with The Ghoul , a film that combines ideas f...

The 1980s have given a great many horror films, as well as many genre-bending films.  What happens when those two collide in a big, awkward...

It's been awhile since I did any notes for you...mostly because I haven't had to.  Let me address a couple of things here. * I apo...

Many people forget that William Peter Blatty had a brief directorial career.  Sure, it's only two films- but it's notable that the O...

Copyright infringement is a very serious thing and shouldn't be taken lightly.  That said, it's so funny that this movie made Univer...

Poland is a gold-mine for shitty posters and today is certainly no exception.  In the wake of their other Jaws poster, they had to up the a...

Thailand is a weird country.  In the last several years, they've been trying to break into the action market and become the modern equiv...

Oh shit- the big boys are here!  What could they have in mind for us?!?  What despicable plans do they have up their alien sleeves?!? Um, ...

There is actually a one-shot/special comic written by Stephen Sommers that connects Van Helsing to... Van Helsing .  No, really. Apparentl...

After the success of Pitch Black , it was a given that more would take place in this universe.  Unfortunately, it would turn out to just be ...

Another day, another shitty direct-to-DVD movie.  What's on tap for today?  A sequel-that's-not-a-sequel to a 1999 film starring Ke...

The Jaws series is notable for a rapid decline in quality as the series went on.  In fact, I wrote a whole piece about it before I had thi...

Today's Film is The Occultist and it is a learning experience.  Lesson #1 in The Guide of How To Piss Off a Viewer : promise what you h...

This segment refuses to die...even if the last update was in March.  After far too long, it's back with a look at something you can only...