Do you like singing? Do you like zombies? Do you like Japanese people? If you qualify for all or one of those, you are in luck. Today's ...

Jaws: The Revenge Revenge is a dish best served cold, which was also the audience reaction to this film. Following Jaws II , Mrs. Brody has ...

Having just finished seeing Watchmen a mere 7 hours ago, it is fresh in my mind. It is very awesome. Here is a basic good/bad chart. Good D...

Movie science is, at times, an idiosyncrasy. The science of films is often b.s. that works for a plot and nothing else. That or it is real ...

The title pretty much says it all. So many bad movies have robots in them. Why? Because robots are awesome! However, they cannot save the pi...

Color Me Blood Red Who needs red paint when human arterial fluid is so much more readily available? This question is addressed rather d...

Jaws II This film was directed by the man who would later make "Supergirl," as opposed to the guy who would later make "Schin...

Another day, another trip to a video store. I got more stuff that I probably don't actually need, but cannot resist. Stuff like, oh, thi...

The use of miniatures goes back a long time. Science-fiction and monster movies have done this for years to show 'giant things' on t...

Island of Death Vacations are not complete without fun, sun and vicious murder. A young couple travel to a Grecian island in order to meet t...

A man named Herschell-Gordon Lewis had a dream: to put lots of blood on the movie screens of America. During the advent of affordable,...

What is 'meta?' Technically, by explaining what 'meta' is, I am being 'meta.' Confused yet? Good. Essentially, Met...

Jaws - Jaws: The Revenge It is easy to make a good movie. The challenge is to make more than one of them. The challenge of following up a s...

A*P*E North Korea's first act of aggression was not an actual bomb, but a financial one. Even Helen Keller could see that this movie i...

Hard Boiled This is a movie for any person who has a major fetish for sparks and explosions. On the off-chance that this does not exist out...

Many lines echo throughout the annals of cinema history. Such classics as "I'll be back" and "Play it again, Sam," ...

Conquest Faceless warriors, swamp zombies and nearly-naked Destros are on the menu tonight. When you hire Lucio Fulci to make a sword-a...

Today's item comes from the real curiosity- a good Troma film. While not good in the Citizen Kane  sort of way, it is a good balance o...

Throwing fifteen different spices in a pot is not a good way to make a soup. This metaphor is strongly proven by a strange, strange film: T...

Today's movie weapon comes to us courtesy of one of the greatest films of all time: The Abominable Dr. Phibes As part of his comple...

As my review says, the movie is not that good. So, I'm going to save you the trouble of watching it. You're welcome. Thanks to ht...

Gymkata Combining the dullness of male gymnastics with the subpar acting skills of a martial arts actor is a brilliant idea. Provided, of co...

Top Twelve Dumbest Movie Victims 12. Shark Attack 3 : This one belongs in the 'I should have been paying attention' category. In the...

Want to know how to recognize a director's work? Tired of those stupid credits and IMDB pages? Well, you're in luck. My first subjec...

It's hard to imagine that this comes to you from a giant monster film from the 1980s. Really. Q: The Winged Serpent This film is about a...

This is for all of those 'Chuck Norris Facts.' If you mess with him, he will bust your balls like he did to this retarded (it...

Movies have brought us many great weapons. Who can forget when they first saw the famous light saber in action? Or when Conan first wielded...

Dating back to the first major film ever- " Birth of a Nation "- producers tried to create some sort of special effects. It starte...

O.F.A.R. Obscure For A Reason Do you ever wonder why someone like me reviews a movie and you have never heard of it? I sure do. This is wh...

6. The Amazing Screw-On Head : Leave it to Mike Mignola to create a superhero like this! An inventor has survived with just his head, which ...