I didn't want to break up the rhythm of the Children of the Corn films with a Holiday review. Plus, I barely update the site on Sundays anyways. To that end, I'll re-post some of my previous Easter updates. With so many new Followers, they may be new to you...
Peter Rottentail- From the makers of
Feeders 2 comes a film about a mutant killer rabbit. The pacing is odd, the acting is bad and the movie's budget wouldn't fund a homeless shelter for a month. It's so bad that it's ridiculously-bad. That's right- it's ridicu-bad!
As a bonus, here's some Pics that I never used...
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| Boo! |
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| Rabbit Baby...sigh. |
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| As much of a Strip Club as they could afford. |
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Kottentail- My Easter film from last year is so bad and random that even I don't believe it! A man gets bitten by a lab bunny (actually a doll) and kills vaguely-hot chicks. It takes a bizarre, comic turn, even while murders happen on a frequent basis. It's the holiday equivalent of Project Terrible.
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| Hi, I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.... |
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| Thanks- that sketch is very helpful... |
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| What is the point of the Panels again? |
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What will future holidays and/or Easters bring? More crap- that's for sure! Thanks for reading...
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