Sunday, September 27, 2009

Impossibly-Cool Cover Art: Alone in the Dark

Mystery and presentation are two things that can really accent a movie poster. What is this movie about? I don't kn0w- but it looks interesting. It all looks so flashy. This works so well that even shit movies can look appealing in some way...
Wow, that looks great! How is the movie? Oh, it's just a bad monster vs. military film by Uwe Boll and starring Tara Reid. You tricked me again, movie poster!

Up next, more international trickery. Stay tuned...

3 comments:

  1. This movie = fail, I heard it raped a 13yr old at Jack Nicholson's house

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  2. Nah, although you could have also said that it 'allowed a girl to die at a Tommy Lee pool party' as well. Of course, that girl was Jason Voorhes.

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